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A Night Out: An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure Story

Reader beware, you have to put on pants and leave your apartment.

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1.

You are having a relaxing evening at home, after a long hard week of working your unpaid internship. A Friday night alone in which you can watch Netflix, via an account that your mom is unaware she is paying for, is just what you need. Just as you are settling in to binge watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt for the third time you get a text. It's Kelly from work. You don't really like Kelly but everyone else just looooooooves Kelly, so you have to pretend to like Kelly. Kelly's text reads " Hey guuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrl." Ugh, Kelly. "Everyone from work is getting together tonight and I think our boss is going to be there as well. If he gets a little tipsy and you talk to him maybe he will actually move you up to a paid position! I know how you need the money :/. "

Kelly is the worst, but she is also right, you do need the money. As much as you do not want to go hang out with co-workers tonight you figure this is a really good opportunity to get in good with your boss. You begrudgingly remove yourself from your wonderful bed and start getting ready. After you get out of the shower you see that you have received another text. This one is from your best friend. You are shocked to hear from her because she recently got into a new relationship and has not left her significant others side for weeks. The text reads " Hey bb!!! I need a night out! I heard about a drag show happening tonight, lets gooooooooooo. I miss you. Text me back!" This sounds like so much fun, but you really do need to impress your boss. While you're weighing the options you get a Tinder notification.

It's from the Moby Dick of Tinder matches. You have been cyber stalking this beautiful boy for forever. You've even sent a few messages back and forth, but nothing has ever come of it. Tonight he sends you this, " Hey I have to tell you that I've been wanting to ask you to hang out for a while but I've just been nervous because I think you're sooooooo pretty. Anyway, would you wanna maybe meet up and have a few drinks tonight?" You are shocked; you can't believe you have all of these different plans pop up on the same night. This never happens to you, now you must decide.

A.Boss(scroll to #2)

B.Bae(scroll to #3

C.BFF(scroll to #4)

2.

You decide to go meet up with your co-workers. Once there, you secure yourself a seat right next to your boss and things are going great. You're making him laugh and he is getting pretty tipsy. Just as you are about to launch into a seemingly casual, yet perfectly planned speech on why you'd be perfect for that job that just opened up, you see Kelly approaching. " Hey girl! So glad you could make it!" yells Kelly. " "Me too!" you say. "OMG I meant to tell you, that one tweet from last week where you said you'd rather watch paint dry at Vladimir Putin's house while listening to him discuss his views on gay marriage then be forced to fetch another person's coffee order. That was soooooo funny". Kelly then turns toward your boss and feigns surprise. " Oh sorry bossman. Totally didn't see you there." What do you do? Do you:

A. Tell your boss you have diarrhea. Make a break for the door, and go meet up with your bff?(scroll to # 5)

B. Pretend to get a phone call. Tell your boss you were just informed that a very close relative has passed, and go meet up with Tinder bae?( scroll to #6)

C. Throw your head back and laugh. Pray your boss has a sense of humor. (scroll to # 7)

3.

You decide to go to meet Tinder bae. He tells you to come to a bar downtown where his band is playing. Once there you message him, but he doesn't reply. You assume that his band is backstage and he is just unable to answer his phone. The bartender tells you the show is about to start so you find yourself a seat at the bar and order a drink. Soon you see him, Tinder bae, in all his Tinder bae glory. He is the drummer of a band made up of guys that are equally as attractive as him. They play a short set of enjoyable music and when they get done he comes right over to you and introduces himself. You guys talk for hours. He is charming, funny, and kind. You are having a great time with him. He asks if you want to come back to his apartment for a nightcap, what do you do?

A.YOU GO, DUH. ITS TINDER BAE.(scroll to #8)

B.Decide to play a little hard to get and tell him to call you tomorrow. You want to go with him, but you really do need to go log some bestie time. (scroll to #9)

C. Decide to play hard to get and go meet up with your coworkers and boss. You want to go with him, but you really do need to kiss up to your boss.(scroll to #10)

4.

You decide to go see your bestie. When you see her across the crowded bar you run to her and you both scream like the basic bitches you are. The drag show is starting so you have no time to catch up. You make your way over to the stage and watch in wonderment as the queens do their thing. As the show ends, you motion to your friend that you should both go over the bar and grab drinks. You make your way through the crowd and are chatting happily in line with your BFF when suddenly, you see her eyes go wide as she stares at something behind you. From her reaction it must be some sort of creature that looks like the love child of Satan and the little girl from The Ring. You turn slowly around and there he is, the ex with which you had a very messy break-up. The one who broke your heart in such a manner that it made you forget about fun, the world outside your apartment, and personal hygiene for a month. He is coming towards you waving, what do you do?

A.You look fabulous and you feel great. You flip your hair back and stay for the encounter with the hope that you will leave him reeling. ( scroll to #11)

B.Run! Tell you BFF sorry and make a break for it. Hopefully you can still make it in time to suck up to your boss.(scroll to #12)

C. Run into the arms of Tinder bae.(scroll to #13)

5.

You decide to go see your bestie. When you see her across the crowded bar you run to her and you both scream like the basic bitches you are. The drag show is starting so you have no time to catch up. You make your way over to the stage and watch in wonderment as the queens do their thing. As the show ends, you motion to your friend that you should both go over the bar and grab drinks. You make your way through the crowd and are chatting happily in line with your BFF when suddenly, you see her eyes go wide as she stares at something behind you. From her reaction it must be some sort of creature that looks like the love child of Satan and the little girl from The Ring. You turn slowly around and there he is, the ex with which you had a very messy break-up. The one who broke your heart in such a manner that it made you forget about fun, the world outside your apartment, and personal hygiene for a month. He is coming towards you waving, what do you do?

A.You look fabulous and you feel great. You flip your hair back and stay for the encounter with the hope that you will leave him reeling.(scroll to #14)

B. Run into the arms of Tinder bae.(scroll to #15)

6.

You decide to go to meet Tinder bae. He tells you to come to a bar downtown where his band is playing. Once there you message him, but he doesn't reply. You assume that his band is backstage and he is just unable to answer his phone. The bartender tells you the show is about to start so you find yourself a seat at the bar and order a drink. Soon you see him, Tinder bae, in all his Tinder bae glory. He is the drummer of a band made up of guys that are equally as attractive as him. They play a short set of enjoyable music and when they get done he comes right over to you and introduces himself. You guys talk for hours. He is charming, funny, and kind. You are having a great time with him. He asks if you want to come back to his apartment for a nightcap, what do you do?

A.YOU GO, DUH. ITS TINDER BAE.(scroll to #16)

B.Decide to play a little hard to get and tell him to call you tomorrow. You want to go with him, but you really do need to go log some bestie time.(scroll to #17)

7.

You decide to stay and see if you can salvage the situation. You turn to your boss and say, " You know how it is when you're working your way up in a company. It's important to have a good sense of humor. You're hilarious, so I'm sure you understand." He replies, " Yeah, I definitely understand. We should talk about you working your way up. By the way, there is a position opening up. Let me run to the bathroom real quick and when I come back we can talk about it." Yes!! You're in! You sit at the bar and order yourself another drink to celebrate. You start to notice that your boss has been gone a while but you don't think anything of it. More time goes by, so you go in search of him. You go out to a back patio area and that's where you see it. Kelly and your boss tongue kissing in a back booth. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

8.

You decide to go back to his place, which is just a few blocks from the bar. You enter his beautifully decorated apartment and are amazed at how clean it is. This guy is a dream come true. He makes you a drink and the two of you settle in on the couch. You talk for a little while longer and then, he makes his move. You're making out and he is using just the right amount of tongue, its magical. You open your eyes for a moment and notice a photo on the table behind him. The strange thing is that the photo is of a woman who looks exactly like your aunt. You stop the kissing and say to him, " Hey, who is that in the picture?" He replies " Oh that's a photo of my birth mother, it's a crazy story actually. She gave me up for adoption when I was born and we recently found each other and reconnected." You have been making out with your cousin. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

9.

You decide to go see your bestie. When you see her across the crowded bar you run to her and you both scream like the basic bitches you are. The drag show is starting so you have no time to catch up. You make your way over to the stage and watch in wonderment as the queens do their thing. As the show ends, you motion to your friend that you should both go over the bar and grab drinks. You make your way through the crowd and are chatting happily in line with your BFF when suddenly, you see her eyes go wide as she stares at something behind you. From her reaction it must be some sort of creature that looks like the love child of Satan and the little girl from The Ring. You turn slowly around and there he is, the ex with which you had a very messy break-up. The one who broke your heart in such a manner that it made you forget about fun, the world outside your apartment, and personal hygiene for a month. He is coming towards you waving, what do you do?

A.You look fabulous and you feel great. You flip your hair back and stay for the encounter with the hope that you will leave him reeling.(scroll to #24)

B.Run! Tell you BFF sorry and make a break for it. Hopefully you can still make it in time to suck up to your boss.(scroll to #25)

10.

You decide to go meet up with your co-workers. Once there, you secure yourself a seat right next to your boss and things are going great. You're making him laugh and he is getting pretty tipsy. Just as you are about to launch into a seemingly casual, yet perfectly planned speech on why you'd be perfect for that job that just opened up, you see Kelly approaching. " Hey girl! So glad you could make it!" yells Kelly. " "Me too!" you say. "OMG I meant to tell you, that one tweet from last week where you said you'd rather watch paint dry at Vladimir Putin's house while listening to him discuss his views on gay marriage then be forced to fetch another person's coffee order. That was soooooo funny". Kelly then turns toward your boss and feigns surprise. " Oh sorry bossman. Totally didn't see you there." What do you do? Do you:

A. Tell your boss you have diarrhea. Make a break for the door, and go meet up with your bff?( scroll to #18)

B. Throw your head back and laugh. Pray your boss has a sense of humor.(scroll to #19)

11.

You decide to put on a brave, beautiful face and deal with this situation head on. As he gets closer, you feel a wave of calm wash over you. You know you can handle this. Wait, who is that? A beautiful perfect girl wearing a dress that you love is attached to his arm. This, you were not prepared for. Too late they are both standing in front of you now, he has said hello, and you have said nothing as your BFF looks between you two like she is watching the tennis match from hell. Nobody speaks. Ten long seconds go by and not a word has come out of your mouth. Finally, you speak. "HEY!", you yell far too loudly and watch in slow motion as spittle propels itself out your mouth and onto the perfect specimen who is holding hands with your ex. She tries to hide the fact that she is wiping your spit off of her face, but everyone sees it. " So," says your ex ." This my girlfriend, Echo. Echo this is…." You aren't even listening, what a cool name. Shit!, he is asking you a question. " So how have you been?" " My dad had the stomach flu earlier this week but other than that I've been pretty bitchin." What are you saying, why would you mention your father's bowels!? As your ex makes his awkward exit you see the huge ring on Echo's left hand. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

12.

You decide to go meet up with your co-workers. Once there, you secure yourself a seat right next to your boss and things are going great. You're making him laugh and he is getting pretty tipsy. Just as you are about to launch into a seemingly casual, yet perfectly planned speech on why you'd be perfect for that job that just opened up, you see Kelly approaching. " Hey girl! So glad you could make it!" yells Kelly. " "Me too!" you say. "OMG I meant to tell you, that one tweet from last week where you said you'd rather watch paint dry at Vladimir Putin's house while listening to him discuss his views on gay marriage then be forced to fetch another person's coffee order. That was soooooo funny". Kelly then turns toward your boss and feigns surprise. " Oh sorry bossman. Totally didn't see you there." What do you do? Do you:

A. Pretend to get a phone call. Tell your boss you were just informed that a very close relative has passed, and go meet up with Tinder bae? (scroll to #20)

B. Throw your head back and laugh. Pray your boss has a sense of humor. (scroll to #21)

13.

You decide to go to meet Tinder bae. He tells you to come to a bar downtown where his band is playing. Once there you message him, but he doesn't reply. You assume that his band is backstage and he is just unable to answer his phone. The bartender tells you the show is about to start so you find yourself a seat at the bar and order a drink. Soon you see him, Tinder bae, in all his Tinder bae glory. He is the drummer of a band made up of guys that are equally as attractive as him. They play a short set of enjoyable music and when they get done he comes right over to you and introduces himself. You guys talk for hours. He is charming, funny, and kind. You are having a great time with him. He asks if you want to come back to his apartment for a nightcap, what do you do?

A.YOU GO, DUH. ITS TINDER BAE. (scroll to #22)

B. Decide to play hard to get and go meet up with your coworkers and boss. You want to go with him, but you really do need to kiss up to your boss.( scroll to # 23)

14.

You decide to put on a brave, beautiful face and deal with this situation head on. As he gets closer, you feel a wave of calm wash over you. You know you can handle this. Wait, who is that? A beautiful perfect girl wearing a dress that you love is attached to his arm. This, you were not prepared for. Too late they are both standing in front of you now, he has said hello, and you have said nothing as your BFF looks between you two like she is watching the tennis match from hell. Nobody speaks. Ten long seconds go by and not a word has come out of your mouth. Finally, you speak. "HEY!", you yell far too loudly and watch in slow motion as spittle propels itself out your mouth and onto the perfect specimen who is holding hands with your ex. She tries to hide the fact that she is wiping your spit off of her face, but everyone sees it. " So," says your ex ." This my girlfriend, Echo. Echo this is…." You aren't even listening, what a cool name. Shit!, he is asking you a question. " So how have you been?" " My dad had the stomach flu earlier this week but other than that I've been pretty bitchin." What are you saying, why would you mention your father's bowels!? As your ex makes his awkward exit you see the huge ring on Echo's left hand. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

15.

You decide to go to meet Tinder bae. He tells you to come to a bar downtown where his band is playing. Once there you message him, but he doesn't reply. You assume that his band is backstage and he is just unable to answer his phone. The bartender tells you the show is about to start so you find yourself a seat at the bar and order a drink. Soon you see him, Tinder bae, in all his Tinder bae glory. He is the drummer of a band made up of guys that are equally as attractive as him. They play a short set of enjoyable music and when they get done he comes right over to you and introduces himself. You guys talk for hours. He is charming, funny, and kind. You are having a great time with him. He asks if you want to come back to his apartment for a nightcap, what do you do?

A.YOU GO, DUH. ITS TINDER BAE.(scroll to #26)

B. Play hard to get. Head home and end the evening.

16.

You decide to go back to his place, which is just a few blocks from the bar. You enter his beautifully decorated apartment and are amazed at how clean it is. This guy is a dream come true. He makes you a drink and the two of you settle in on the couch. You talk for a little while longer and then, he makes his move. You're making out and he is using just the right amount of tongue, its magical. You open your eyes for a moment and notice a photo on the table behind him. The strange thing is that the photo is of a woman who looks exactly like your aunt. You stop the kissing and say to him, " Hey, who is that in the picture?" He replies " Oh that's a photo of my birth mother, it's a crazy story actually. She gave me up for adoption when I was born and we recently found each other and reconnected." You have been making out with your cousin. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

17.

You decide to go see your bestie. When you see her across the crowded bar you run to her and you both scream like the basic bitches you are. The drag show is starting so you have no time to catch up. You make your way over to the stage and watch in wonderment as the queens do their thing. As the show ends, you motion to your friend that you should both go over the bar and grab drinks. You make your way through the crowd and are chatting happily in line with your BFF when suddenly, you see her eyes go wide as she stares at something behind you. From her reaction it must be some sort of creature that looks like the love child of Satan and the little girl from The Ring. You turn slowly around and there he is, the ex with which you had a very messy break-up. The one who broke your heart in such a manner that it made you forget about fun, the world outside your apartment, and personal hygiene for a month. He is coming towards you waving, what do you do?

A.You look fabulous and you feel great. You flip your hair back and stay for the encounter with the hope that you will leave him reeling.(scroll to #27)

B.Run! Go home and hide under the covers and end this evening.

18.

You decide to go see your bestie. When you see her across the crowded bar you run to her and you both scream like the basic bitches you are. The drag show is starting so you have no time to catch up. You make your way over to the stage and watch in wonderment as the queens do their thing. As the show ends, you motion to your friend that you should both go over the bar and grab drinks. You make your way through the crowd and are chatting happily in line with your BFF when suddenly, you see her eyes go wide as she stares at something behind you. From her reaction it must be some sort of creature that looks like the love child of Satan and the little girl from The Ring. You turn slowly around and there he is, the ex with which you had a very messy break-up. The one who broke your heart in such a manner that it made you forget about fun, the world outside your apartment, and personal hygiene for a month. He is coming towards you waving, what do you do?

A.You look fabulous and you feel great. You flip your hair back and stay for the encounter with the hope that you will leave him reeling (scroll to #28)

B. Run! Go home hide under the covers and end this evening.

19.

You decide to stay and see if you can salvage the situation. You turn to your boss and say, " You know how it is when you're working your way up in a company. It's important to have a good sense of humor. You're hilarious, so I'm sure you understand." He replies, " Yeah, I definitely understand. We should talk about you working your way up. By the way, there is a position opening up. Let me run to the bathroom real quick and when I come back we can talk about it." Yes!! You're in! You sit at the bar and order yourself another drink to celebrate. You start to notice that your boss has been gone a while but you don't think anything of it. More time goes by, so you go in search of him. You go out to a back patio area and that's where you see it. Kelly and your boss tongue kissing in a back booth. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

20.

You decide to go to meet Tinder bae. He tells you to come to a bar downtown where his band is playing. Once there you message him, but he doesn't reply. You assume that his band is backstage and he is just unable to answer his phone. The bartender tells you the show is about to start so you find yourself a seat at the bar and order a drink. Soon you see him, Tinder bae, in all his Tinder bae glory. He is the drummer of a band made up of guys that are equally as attractive as him. They play a short set of enjoyable music and when they get done he comes right over to you and introduces himself. You guys talk for hours. He is charming, funny, and kind. You are having a great time with him. He asks if you want to come back to his apartment for a nightcap, what do you do?

A.YOU GO, DUH. ITS TINDER BAE (scroll to #29)

B. You decide to play hard to get. You go home and end the evening.

21.

You decide to stay and see if you can salvage the situation. You turn to your boss and say, " You know how it is when you're working your way up in a company. It's important to have a good sense of humor. You're hilarious, so I'm sure you understand." He replies, " Yeah, I definitely understand. We should talk about you working your way up. By the way, there is a position opening up. Let me run to the bathroom real quick and when I come back we can talk about it." Yes!! You're in! You sit at the bar and order yourself another drink to celebrate. You start to notice that your boss has been gone a while but you don't think anything of it. More time goes by, so you go in search of him. You go out to a back patio area and that's where you see it. Kelly and your boss tongue kissing in a back booth. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

22.

You decide to go back to his place, which is just a few blocks from the bar. You enter his beautifully decorated apartment and are amazed at how clean it is. This guy is a dream come true. He makes you a drink and the two of you settle in on the couch. You talk for a little while longer and then, he makes his move. You're making out and he is using just the right amount of tongue, its magical. You open your eyes for a moment and notice a photo on the table behind him. The strange thing is that the photo is of a woman who looks exactly like your aunt. You stop the kissing and say to him, " Hey, who is that in the picture?" He replies " Oh that's a photo of my birth mother, it's a crazy story actually. She gave me up for adoption when I was born and we recently found each other and reconnected." You have been making out with your cousin. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

23.

You decide to go meet up with your co-workers. Once there, you secure yourself a seat right next to your boss and things are going great. You're making him laugh and he is getting pretty tipsy. Just as you are about to launch into a seemingly casual, yet perfectly planned speech on why you'd be perfect for that job that just opened up, you see Kelly approaching. " Hey girl! So glad you could make it!" yells Kelly. " "Me too!" you say. "OMG I meant to tell you, that one tweet from last week where you said you'd rather watch paint dry at Vladimir Putin's house while listening to him discuss his views on gay marriage then be forced to fetch another person's coffee order. That was soooooo funny". Kelly then turns toward your boss and feigns surprise. " Oh sorry bossman. Totally didn't see you there." What do you do? Do you:

A. Make up an excuse and get the hell out of there. Go home and end this evening.

C. Throw your head back and laugh. Pray your boss has a sense of humor.(scroll to #30)

24.

You decide to put on a brave, beautiful face and deal with this situation head on. As he gets closer, you feel a wave of calm wash over you. You know you can handle this. Wait, who is that? A beautiful perfect girl wearing a dress that you love is attached to his arm. This, you were not prepared for. Too late they are both standing in front of you now, he has said hello, and you have said nothing as your BFF looks between you two like she is watching the tennis match from hell. Nobody speaks. Ten long seconds go by and not a word has come out of your mouth. Finally, you speak. "HEY!", you yell far too loudly and watch in slow motion as spittle propels itself out your mouth and onto the perfect specimen who is holding hands with your ex. She tries to hide the fact that she is wiping your spit off of her face, but everyone sees it. " So," says your ex ." This my girlfriend, Echo. Echo this is…." You aren't even listening, what a cool name. Shit!, he is asking you a question. " So how have you been?" " My dad had the stomach flu earlier this week but other then that I've been pretty bitchin." What are you saying, why would you mention your father's bowels!? As your ex makes his awkward exit you see the huge ring on Echo's left hand. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

25.

You decide to go meet up with your co-workers. Once there, you secure yourself a seat right next to your boss and things are going great. You're making him laugh and he is getting pretty tipsy. Just as you are about to launch into a seemingly casual, yet perfectly planned speech on why you'd be perfect for that job that just opened up, you see Kelly approaching. " Hey girl! So glad you could make it!" yells Kelly. " "Me too!" you say. "OMG I meant to tell you, that one tweet from last week where you said you'd rather watch paint dry at Vladimir Putin's house while listening to him discuss his views on gay marriage then be forced to fetch another person's coffee order. That was soooooo funny". Kelly then turns toward your boss and feigns surprise. " Oh sorry bossman. Totally didn't see you there." What do you do? Do you:

A. Make an excuse, go home and end this evening.

B. Throw your head back and laugh. Pray your boss has a sense of humor. (scroll to #31)

26.

You decide to go back to his place, which is just a few blocks from the bar. You enter his beautifully decorated apartment and are amazed at how clean it is. This guy is a dream come true. He makes you a drink and the two of you settle in on the couch. You talk for a little while longer and then, he makes his move. You're making out and he is using just the right amount of tongue, its magical. You open your eyes for a moment and notice a photo on the table behind him. The strange thing is that the photo is of a woman who looks exactly like your aunt. You stop the kissing and say to him, " Hey, who is that in the picture?" He replies " Oh that's a photo of my birth mother, it's a crazy story actually. She gave me up for adoption when I was born and we recently found each other and reconnected." You have been making out with your cousin. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

27.

You decide to put on a brave, beautiful face and deal with this situation head on. As he gets closer, you feel a wave of calm wash over you. You know you can handle this. Wait, who is that? A beautiful perfect girl wearing a dress that you love is attached to his arm. This, you were not prepared for. Too late they are both standing in front of you now, he has said hello, and you have said nothing as your BFF looks between you two like she is watching the tennis match from hell. Nobody speaks. Ten long seconds go by and not a word has come out of your mouth. Finally, you speak. "HEY!", you yell far too loudly and watch in slow motion as spittle propels itself out your mouth and onto the perfect specimen who is holding hands with your ex. She tries to hide the fact that she is wiping your spit off of her face, but everyone sees it. " So," says your ex ." This my girlfriend, Echo. Echo this is…." You aren't even listening, what a cool name. Shit!, he is asking you a question. " So how have you been?" " My dad had the stomach flu earlier this week but other then that I've been pretty bitchin." What are you saying, why would you mention your father's bowels!? As your ex makes his awkward exit you see the huge ring on Echo's left hand. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

28.

You decide to put on a brave, beautiful face and deal with this situation head on. As he gets closer, you feel a wave of calm wash over you. You know you can handle this. Wait, who is that? A beautiful perfect girl wearing a dress that you love is attached to his arm. This, you were not prepared for. Too late they are both standing in front of you now, he has said hello, and you have said nothing as your BFF looks between you two like she is watching the tennis match from hell. Nobody speaks. Ten long seconds go by and not a word has come out of your mouth. Finally, you speak. "HEY!", you yell far too loudly and watch in slow motion as spittle propels itself out your mouth and onto the perfect specimen who is holding hands with your ex. She tries to hide the fact that she is wiping your spit off of her face, but everyone sees it. " So," says your ex ." This my girlfriend, Echo. Echo this is…." You aren't even listening, what a cool name. Shit!, he is asking you a question. " So how have you been?" " My dad had the stomach flu earlier this week but other then that I've been pretty bitchin." What are you saying, why would you mention your father's bowels!? As your ex makes his awkward exit you see the huge ring on Echo's left hand. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

29.

You decide to go back to his place, which is just a few blocks from the bar. You enter his beautifully decorated apartment and are amazed at how clean it is. This guy is a dream come true. He makes you a drink and the two of you settle in on the couch. You talk for a little while longer and then, he makes his move. You're making out and he is using just the right amount of tongue, its magical. You open your eyes for a moment and notice a photo on the table behind him. The strange thing is that the photo is of a woman who looks exactly like your aunt. You stop the kissing and say to him, " Hey, who is that in the picture?" He replies " Oh that's a photo of my birth mother, it's a crazy story actually. She gave me up for adoption when I was born and we recently found each other and reconnected." You have been making out with your cousin. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

30.

You decide to stay and see if you can salvage the situation. You turn to your boss and say, " You know how it is when you're working your way up in a company. It's important to have a good sense of humor. You're hilarious, so I'm sure you understand." He replies, " Yeah, I definitely understand. We should talk about you working your way up. By the way, there is a position opening up. Let me run to the bathroom real quick and when I come back we can talk about it." Yes!! You're in! You sit at the bar and order your self another drink to celebrate. You start to notice that your boss has been gone a while but you don't think anything of it. More time goes by, so you go in search of him. You go out to a back patio area and that's where you see it. Kelly and your boss tongue kissing in a back booth. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

31.

You decide to stay and see if you can salvage the situation. You turn to your boss and say, " You know how it is when you're working your way up in a company. It's important to have a good sense of humor. You're hilarious, so I'm sure you understand." He replies, " Yeah, I definitely understand. We should talk about you working your way up. By the way, there is a position opening up. Let me run to the bathroom real quick and when I come back we can talk about it." Yes!! You're in! You sit at the bar and order your self another drink to celebrate. You start to notice that your boss has been gone a while but you don't think anything of it. More time goes by, so you go in search of him. You go out to a back patio area and that's where you see it. Kelly and your boss tongue kissing in a back booth. That's when it hits you, you should have stayed home.

THE END

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