1.
You love taking pictures with your main man Sigmund Freud
2.
On that note, you've done some pretty unspeakable things to him
3.
Most of your Professors are like this
4.
Hearing yet another first year say they're a Psychology major
5.
Feeling kind of sorry for the Republicans of Clark University as you pass them in the UC
6.
Especially when you imagine their meetings must look like
But in reality, they are really like
7.
Desperate students trying to build their resumes
8.
When Tony is making the pizza in the cafeteria
9.
Trying to find a seat in the cafeteria between 1:15 and 2:00
10.
Trying to argue with your professors
11.
Hearing an opinion you share in a stranger's conversation
12.
When you take your friends from other schools to a "party"
13.
Because, really, the only criteria...
14.
People having loud, angry phone calls on the fifth floor of Goddard
15.
LAX Bros riding razor scooters to class
16.
The first snowfall of the year
17.
First years complaining about how much work they have
18.
Aggressive tabling in the UC
19.
Straight available men
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The fiercely devout LGBT+* population on campus
21.
Making a slightly risqué joke in a public place on campus
22.
People with self-designed majors
23.
LEEP (when they told you about it in the info session)
24.
LEEP (when you got to Clark)
25.
But, when you hear people from other schools talk shit about it
Because you love this school
And you wouldn't trade your place at Clark for the best school in the country
Because you're already there