Be prepared to answer a LOT of questions
First off, it's pronounced chip-oat-lay
We can accommodate gluten allergies
GOLDEN RULE: DON'T REACH OVER THE GLASS
That's pronounced barb-a-coe-a
...And that's sofe-rit-as
We offer two beefs: steak and barbacoa
We aren't trying to make your life harder by asking you more questions, we just want to make sure you get what you want.
We don't serve ground beef
You may mistake the sofritas for ground beef; but alas, we do not serve ground beef. We believe in food with integrity, and we do not served anything processed or with any additives; instead, try the barbacoa. You have been blind, my friend, and you shall see the light
BOTH RICES ARE CILANTRO LIME
Yes, the black beans are indeed the ones that are black
We have FOUR different salsas for your enjoyment
It is MILD salsa.
That white stuff is sour cream.
As awesome as it sounds, it is not marshmallow fluff, vanilla pudding, or queso
Speaking of queso, I'm sorry- we do not serve queso.
Queso is melted cheese with additives that allows it to keep it's consistency for a long period of time, whether heated or not. That does NOT fall under our Chipotle food-with-integrity beliefs.