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1. "Oh thank God there is wine!"
2. "This seems like a good group of girls, this will be great!"
3. "This won't be awkward at all..."
4. "Even though I don't know whose house this is..."
5. "Because I came with a friend of a friend of a friend..."
6. "Whatever. There's wine."
7. "Time to get started. Oh, lord why am I here?"
8. "Okay, just talking about lotions. That's not awkward."
9. "This perfume brings out my natural scent?"
10. "What if I don't like my natural scent?"
11. "What if GUYS don't like my natural scent?"
12. "Why does this Chapstick tingle?"
13. "And why is it so large?"
14. "Oh because you can put it on your nipples. No thanks."
15. "Time for the toys. Bring it on."
16. "I LIVE FOR AWKWARD."
17. "Oh, this one is purple. Is it Barney's?"
18. "And this one sticks to the wall...but why...how... "
19. "I need more drink..."
20. "Oh we are going to pass them around now!"
21. "Why are there 2379 models of these things?"
22. "Well, I need to send a Snapchat of this moment."
23. "Am I supposed to compliment it when I get it or sit in silence?"
24. "I don't know which is less awkward..."
25. "Oh now it's time for...a swing?!"
26. "That is a sex swing. Well. Interesting."
27. "The consultant is sharing her favorite position. Ma'am, I don't think we are that close."
28. "Trying SO hard not to laugh right now..."
29. "Everyone here is amazed by this swing."
30. "But, like, how do you present that to someone?"
31. "I got a surprise for you! It's hanging in the bedroom!"
32. "How awkward that must be the first time you use it..."
33. "SHE'S HAVING SOMEONE SIT IN IT!"
34. "That woman is a brave soul."
35. "Oh great, we are almost done."
36. "Just kidding. There is a prize."
37. "Oh, she won a dildo. How nice."
38. "OK. Now we're done."
39. "Time to make purchases. Um, I'll take nothing."
40. "Just kidding I'll take the wine."
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