Alex Vause
John Bennett
Carrie "Big Boo" Black
Cindy "Black Cindy" Hayes
Brook Soso
Cal Chapman
Joe Caputo
Miss Claudette Pelage
Dayanara "Daya" Diaz
Natalie "Fig" Figueroa
Susan Fischer
Gina Murphy
Gloria Mendoza
Sam Healy
Janae Watson
Larry Bloom
Leanne Taylor
Lorna Morello
Joel Luschek
Maritza Ramos
George "Pornstache" Mendez
Nicky Nichols
Norma Romano
Scott O'Neill
Piper Chapman
Polly Harper
Poussey Washington
Galina "Red" Reznikov
Rosa Cisneros
Sophia Burset
Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren
Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson
Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett
Tricia Miller
Wanda Bell
Yoga Jones
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