1. Your ex's
We are all looking for that special someone right about now. Don't be that person.
2. Trader Joe's
Yo. I know you all want your organic kale, but a grocery store isn't where you want to be right now.
Unless you live there. Then that's fine.
4. The 7 train
And you thought the service was bad already.
5. Times Square
6. Queens Plaza
No shopping is worth this. Go to Forever 21 another day, you don't need that super discounted dress. Maybe it's 85 percent off for a reason. And that reason is so they can trap you for all eternity.
8. A press conference
9. Any type of school
Leave education for a safer day.
10. The 13th Step
11. Central Park
You know all those scary movies you have been watching lately? Well, you're in it now.
12. An all you can eat buffet
Sounds good in theory. Don't be tricked by this.
13. Doctors office
Longest day of your life.
14. China Town
Those $3 bracelets aren't looking so good anymore, are they?
15. Getting ice cream at Pinkberry
Are you crazy.
16. Getting a dollar slice
17. A bodega nowhere near where you live
Think outside the box, and go home.
18. An apartment where you only kind of like the people in it
Welcome to hell.
19. The gym
I can't trust you if you are at the gym right now.
20. Your other ex's place
Stop trying to make it work. It's not going to work.
21. A party store
It's all fun and games until you realize the store is closing and you can't get home to celebrate with all your buds with the party hats you just bought that no doubt still read, "Happy New Year!" Quite happy indeed.
22. Moral of the story is:
Go home. Stay home. Read a book. Catch up on Netflix. And maybe call your mom. She misses you.