Tips To Avoid Washing Dishes For The Rest Of Your Life

Maybe you have lazy room mates, maybe the idea of being elbow deep in soggy food water induces your vom reflex, I'm not judging. If washing dishes just isn't your thing, use these resourceful (lazy) college student hacks and never wash another dish again.

1. Cook dinner in your coffee maker.

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Bonus points if you eat out of it too!

2. Can + can opener = instant (and recyclable) cup.

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Can, meet can opener and never look for a clean glass again.

3. Get out of washing bowls by never actually using them.

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Tadi knows what's up.

4. ...Or never having bowls in the first place.

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Eat quickly though, this meal is about 5 minutes away from turning into a soggy mess.

5. Seriously though, why would anyone ever buy a bowl??

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Plastic packaging FTW.

6. Buy pre-toasted bread instead of using a toaster.

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Don't waste time cleaning crumbs out of the toaster.

7. You can get wine and milk in bags, why not bagged soda?

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1000 bonus points if you filled up your bag at a gas station.

8. Because you're doing laundry anyway.

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Snack bowls are for well adjusted adults, which you are not.

9. Save your pots and pans by cooking your veggies in the dishwasher.

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Yes, I'm serious. This website even has a recipe for dishwasher fish. yum.

10. Skip the kettle and brew tea in your coffee maker.

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Have you ever tried to get set-in tea stains off white ceramic? Yeah, no thanks.

11. Tortilla plates.

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Eat your "plate" with your meal for a no-mess experience. There are very few foods that don't taste good on a tortilla anyway.

12. With all the money you save on dish soap, buy yourself some 3D printed sugar plates.

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You can find them here, then invite your friends over for dinner and show them how cool and cutting-edge, and not-at-all lazy you are.