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1. He is juicier than an xmas turkey
2. He occasionally turns into a rare species
3. He has mysterious disappearing lips
4. He knows what a gal wants
5. He didn't finger me and put me back
6. He doesn't mind when I'm the most embarrassing person to exist
7. He is TOP backscratcher
8. He takes me out on weekly hot dates
9. Who needs working hands? Not Sam
10. He has a really cute dog/emilee voice
11. He's still cute even when he's unsure if he's poo'd himself
12. He is the comfiest person to grace Camberwell
13. He goes out with me
14. He came with a curl, he wants to leave with a curl
15. He loves me n thats a pretty shitty job to do
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