You spent months living in Paris and after your inevitable homecoming, you were ready. At first being able to openly wear sweatpants and having access to reasonably priced peanut butter and iced water felt prettttty good. Once that feeling of "I'm home!" wore off, you realized that, for better or worse, Paris had changed you.
1. Screw recycling bins. Empty wine bottles are now known as “carafe d’eau.”
2. Wearing lipstick is no longer an option — it's a necessity.
3. A baguette will never be the same again.