The Most Epic Ways To Remember This New Years Eve

I mean you could just take a selfie with your significant other that goes by the name of Johnny or Jim, or you could do something MUCH MUCH better.

Like get a tattoo.

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Not just any tattoo, but a tattoo about what you did, where you went, how many fries you had. Wait, is that a rat?

Ignore your Mum.

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Just don't accidentally hit speaker instead of the ignore button. It's bad enough she walked in on you and your Playboy magazine when you were 13.

Don't remember anything at all.

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Also, be very very naked, just like this cat. And make sure someone has a camera near by so that everyone else can remember exactly how naked you were.

Start drinking at midday.

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The number 1 way to ensure you have the most epic night possible. Just remember to return the babies to where they came from.

Host your own dance party.

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Even if no one shows up you know you're going to have an awesome time.

Spend it with Tom Hanks.

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You know he's not gonna judge. He'll even get a photo with you if you lean politely.

Get married.

That way, you don't ever have to try and remember your anniversary date again. Most excellent for grooms that have accidentally married Satan and would die if such a date was forgotten.

Attend a rave with your bestie.

And let LOOSE. Maybe even twerk it.

Drunk dial your ex.

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I said these are epic ways to REMEMBER New Years Eve. I didn't say they were excellent decisions. Plus, let's face it, you probably will... so just do us both a favour and remove their number now. Right now. RIGHT NOW. No, don't just change the name!

Attend a dress up party as Miley Cyrus.

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I assure you, there'll be plenty of pictures so you'll be able to remember that moment forever. And ever. And ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. And ever.

Spend it with your family.

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That night will then forever be known as "the worst New Years Eve ever" and every year, even if your only plan is to spend it in bed watching Zac Efron movies with your cat, you will remember that it could always be worse.