The 10 Best Non People People To Follow On Twitter

Following too many real people can be boring. Talking about life and feelings and all that nonsense. Why not follow some fruit, or cats or just a really funny account that makes fun of you without you even realising. SNEAKY. Very sneaky. I laughed, and then I may have cried.

The un-official but still authentically grumpy, grumpy cat.

Via Twitter: @grumpycatsmind

There's a fine line between being sassy and being an asshole and they cross it everyday.

Via Twitter: @ThatsSarcasm

Corn: So many puns to laugh at you may have a cornonary.

Via Twitter: @corn_being

This sassy Dolphin named No.

Via Twitter: @tbhjuststop

Horroscopes. For those who would like a more accurate reading.

Via Twitter: @Horrorsc0pes

How to solve every day problems the Death Star way.

Via Twitter: @DeathStarPR

Giving you the time in BONGS since I don't even know because there's too many tweets to scroll through.

Via Twitter: @big_ben_clock

No need to roll around the floor laughing with these tweets. They're stricly LOL's only.

Via Twitter: @iTweetYouLoL

Bitch Please: The kindred spirit you never knew you had or wanted.

Via Twitter: @TheFunnySayings

YEAH HELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY SLEEP.

Via Twitter: @IifePostss