Reason 1: You can hide things in it.
Reason 2: If you are out and see someone you don't like, simply step BEHIND the beard.
Reason 3: No matter where you go, you will always have a pillow.
Reason 4: No one will ever fuck with you.
Reason 5: If you can't have a pet, you can have a beard.
Reason 6: He has the potential to become a famous beard model.
Reason 7: You never have to buy yourself a drink ever again.
Reason 8: Dating a man with a beard is like dating Ryan Gosling.
Reason 9: You will never be bored again.
Reason 10: Because you will never ever ever be accused of dating your teenage son ever again.
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