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24 Ways Chrissy Teigen Is Slaying The Pregnancy Game

For starters, her tweets are better than ever.

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In case you weren't aware, Chrissy Teigen is a goddamn goddess.

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She's also fricking hilarious.

Every time someone asks john for a selfie and says "I never do this" I think back to the night we met when I said it but not about selfies

So when she announced she was pregnant, we just knew she was going to slay over the next few months.

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1. First up was this beautiful pregnancy announcement. Like, have you ever seen such a perfect couple? And that caption. 😭

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2. Later that day, Chrissy showed up at an event looking like this. I mean, come on now.

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🔥

3. And she has rocked pregnancy fashion like a total pro ever since.

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4. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that this right here is the fire emoji come to life. 🔥

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5. And when the baby began moving, she couldn't wait to share the news.

6. Even if it sounded creepier than intended.

that is very creepy written out, on it's own

7. Here she is, looking flawless, just making some cinnamon rolls.

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8. Because she's embracing every part of pregnancy cravings. Including buying 50 doughnuts.

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9. And using her massive burrito as a table for her taco.

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10. Because she's also embracing every change that's happening to her body. 💗

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11. Well, not every change.

Ooo la la no one told me about bleeding gums being another sexy side effect of pregnancy. I look like mortal kombat.

12. And she was every one of us when the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show came around.

I am just pregnant enough to not enjoy seeing backstage pics of the vs fashion show bombshells

13. She hasn't been afraid to shut down body-shamers, too. When she posted this photo and people told her how "massive" she looked and speculated that she was having twins she vented on Twitter.

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And put everyone in their damn place.

Good thing I am unoffendable or this would be a rough few months

I did IVF. One at a time. It isn't twins. I can see the damn thing. Get out of my uterus!

14. In fact, her tweets about pregnancy have been absolute gold.

The most annoying part of pregnancy is the fruit and veg shit. "Your baby is 6 inches. A pineapple!" What the fuck grocery store we at?

15. It's led to excellent tweets like this.

4:30am, eating a sausage mcmuffin and looking up the gestation period of animals

Elephants are pregnant for nearly two years. Salamanders, 2-3 years depending on altitude. Sharks, 2-3.5.

16. As well as the time she joked about naming the baby after an Instagram filter.

Little X Pro II Legend has a nice ring to it.
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Little X Pro II Legend has a nice ring to it.

17. And when she revealed what her first words to her baby would be. 😂

This tiny baby is an immune system thief and i can't wait to tell it the second it comes out. We have a lot to discuss, actually

18. Then there was the time when someone criticised her for not being married before having a baby despite the fact she DEFINITELY IS MARRIED. And she was like, literally fuck off.

19. Since announcing her pregnancy, her Instagram game has been even more on point than ever.

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20. She revealed she had to have her trousers tailored to accommodate her bump with these amazing photos.

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21. And shared this photo that is basically just an image of radiance.

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22. There are few people on earth who could pull off chilling in their sweats quite as well as this.

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23. Even if getting dressed is becoming trickier by the week.

Officially harder to get into the workout clothes than it is to work out

24. Finally, there was the time when someone criticised her for eating this cereal during her pregnancy.

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And oh my GOD did she shut down each and every person who gave her shit in the most spectacular way.

if you wanna give me unsolicited baby advice on the damn cereal I eat/what I wear u better unlock your profile so I can see your perfection

yes I am living off dyed food. tuna too!! Gonna try to dye my tuna actually. Then have an icy, dyed vodka soda and that's just lunch

Then I'm gonna fuckin take the trapeze class I've been meaning to take

Then maybe do a 3 legged race then probably rent sumo suits and battle strangers

Then a nice cigar in the hot tub oh today will be a delight indeed

Chrissy, we salute you. 👏

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