1. If you wondered what perfection looked like, it's Beyoncé.
2. Any time she does anything, it's goddess-like.
3. One time she walked and it was amazing.
4. Another time, she stood in front of a sign which said 'Flawless'. Not just because that's the name of her song, but because she actually is.
5. No one owns a red carpet like Beyoncé.
6. No one works monochrome like Beyoncé.
7. No one pulls off a leather leotard with a lace trim like her either.
8. One time Beyoncé turned up at the BRITs in this dazzling dress.
9. And she stood there in her dazzling dress and just smiled so beautifully.
10. And then she clutched her chest and looked so happy and surprised that everyone was going totally mental because she was on stage.
11. And even her silhouette was incredible. Hello curves.
12. Beyoncé's curves are the main thing which distinguish her from just an average human being.
13. They look amazing from this angle.
14. And also from the back.
15. Even from this angle as well.
16. Basically every point of view, OK?
17. Even genetically blessed people like Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel just sit and admire her.
18. One thing Beyoncé does better than any other human is hair flicking.
19. Seriously, it's quite clear that no one does it better.
20. Sometimes she even gets the ponytail involved.
21. Other times she flicks her hair while dancing.
That takes a lot of co-ordination.
22. And Oh My God the dancing.
23. The twerking.
24. The synchronised moves with Jay Z.
25. The now universally recognised gesture of empowerment.
26. ALL THE DANCING.
27. She makes it look so effortless that we all try it when we're drunk, thinking we look like this:
28. But actually look like this:
29. Even when she's just standing around and not dancing, she still looks like a total diva.
30. Another time Beyoncé looked totally amazing was when she sat on a chair.
31. And also when she met Barack Obama and he was like, 'I know I'm the President of the United States and all, but Beyoncé, you're pretty awesome'.
32. And she just laughed modestly.
33. And then she stood there looking like a goddess and singing like an angel as Barack and Michelle danced together.
34. Even when she's dressed down and just watching a basketball game, she looks like absolute perfection.
35. And makes Jay Z pull his best 'My wife is unbelievably hot' smug face.
36. He does that a lot actually, especially when they perform together.