1. When she drunk-tweeted so much she was banned from her own Twitter account.
2. When she didn't want snot ruining her acceptance speech.
3. When she had this reaction after being asked if she'd ever play a Bond girl.
4. When she spectacularly mistook a question about singing for one about masturbation.
5. When she promoted her album by saying this.
6. When she had her own, much more down-to-earth version of "Do you know who I am?"
7. When she didn't hold back when asked about her past relationships.
8. And wrote several exes off as "dickheads" because who hasn't looked back and done that.
9. When she was cut off during her Brit Award acceptance speech and flipped the bird at ITV.
10. But had this incredible clapback when she won the following year.
11. When she couldn't help but fangirl over Nicki Minaj's butt.
12. When she made this joke about taking a hiatus that weirdly turned out to be almost true.
13. When she was more interested in food than being a size zero.
14. When she couldn't hide her excitement at winning a Golden Globe. 💗
15. When she admitted this, and it was way too real.
16. As well as this – which is heartbreaking but oh so true.
17. In fact, all her reflections on ~love~ are heartbreakingly true.
18. When she could see the funny side of friends selling stories about her.
19. When she revealed that swearing was one of her biggest loves in life.
20. When she was brutally honest when it came to discussing her stage fright.
21. When she happily took the piss out of herself.
22. When she revealed this perfect life motto.
23. And refused to forgive someone who treated her badly because sometimes people don't deserve forgiveness.
24. But proved that even though she's been screwed over, life is too short to not tell someone how you feel.
25. And when she finally found someone who was better than her ex and couldn't have been happier.
26. When she was all 😳 after Rihanna's performance at the Brits.
27. And, finally, when she met Jennifer Aniston and had the exact reaction that we all would have.
