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28 Things Celebrities Do In Real Life That Normal People Couldn't

Match your Rolex to your Ferrari or catch a private helicopter, anyone?

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1. Take a selfie on your private plane because the lighting was just too good to ignore.

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2. Sack off work to do a spot of sunbathing on the stage of an arena in San Diego.

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3. Board your private helicopter in full evening wear.

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4. Or just take your kids to the park while wearing a full ballgown, fur stole, and a single elegant glove.

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5. Alternatively, just wear nothing and post the photo on Instagram. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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6. Cover your sleeping family members in cash.

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7. Do a spot of ironing in full carnival dress.

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8. Have an actual room in your house that looks like this.

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9. Get completely naked and lie in a bath of silver paint for a magazine photoshoot.

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10. Hire out an entire movie theatre to watch a film with bae.

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11. Lie by the pool and catch some rays in a pair of woollen shorts and fur jacket.

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12. Be so famous you have to go shopping "undercover" wearing a disguise.

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13. Have your husband photograph you wearing a fur bikini and yeti boots.

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14. Sit on the steps of your private jet while staring thoughtfully into the distance.

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15. Or sit on the bonnet of your Mercedes.

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16. Or in fact, just sit on any expensive form of transport you own.

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17. Or, alternatively, park your $260,000 car next to your private jet.

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18. If you're forced into public transport, however, at least wear a ballgown and use the hashtag #SubwayInCouture.

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19. Ask for dinner at an Italian restaurant to celebrate your birthday, only for your husband to fly you to ACTUAL ITALY.

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20. OR have your daughter baptised in the actual birthplace of Jesus Christ, NBD.

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21. Swig champagne from the bottle while your boyfriend holds a gun.

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22. Ensure that your private jet comes complete with fresh flowers and a spare seat on which to place your dog, who will be sitting in his own designer bag.

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23. Hang out on a beach and embrace a tiny monkey.

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24. Lie around dressed as a mermaid for literally no reason other than you feel like it.

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25. Match your Rolex to your Ferrari.

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26. Go roller-booting in a designer clothes store.

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27. Force a friend into this position so you can sit on their torso while eating a cheeseburger.

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28. And, finally, stand around in a swimsuit while other people do your hair and make-up.

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