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20 Things People With Bitchy Resting Face Are Tired Of Hearing

No, but seriously, what's wrong?

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5. "You should smile more."

Thank you for the advice. I do try to smile as much as humanly possible, it's just I have to constantly remember to do it because my facial muscles are useless.

7. "I thought you'd be a total bitch when I met you!" / HBO

This is just not OK. You've now made me perpetually fearful of ever meeting anyone new because I'll have to overcompensate and be mega-smiley and happy which I'm then worried will come across as insincere. It's also exhausting.

You've basically just made me about a thousand times more insecure and paranoid about my chronic bitchy resting face than I already was.

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