7. “I thought you’d be a total bitch when I met you!”
This is just not OK. You’ve now made me perpetually fearful of ever meeting anyone new because I’ll have to overcompensate and be mega-smiley and happy which I’m then worried will come across as insincere. It’s also exhausting.
You’ve basically just made me about a thousand times more insecure and paranoid about my chronic bitchy resting face than I already was.
15. “Be happy! Life is great!”
Yep, I know.
16. “Be happy for once.”
I am happy.