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31 Things People Who Live In London Are Tired Of Hearing

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6. I'll just come for one.

You won't, you'll come for many and leave at closing time and then we'll go to McDonalds and probably miss the last tube.

10. You will never believe what happened on the nightbus the other night.

I can hazard a guess it involved a complete weirdo and probably projectile vomit.

12. We're being held at this station because of a defective train further down the line. I'll update you when I have more information.

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I really like that thing where I pay TfL thousands of pounds a year and they still can't seem to find trains that actually work.

13. We're being held at this station because of a signal failure further down the line. I'll update you when I have more information.

14. We're being held at this station because the passenger alarm was rung on the tube in front of us. I'll update you when I have more information.

I will begin killing indiscriminately at any moment.

I will begin killing indiscriminately at any moment.

17. There are planned track closures on the Northern, District, Victoria and Jubilee lines this weekend.

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Oh, the weekend when people are off work and have plans and want to get somewhere?

23. What are you up to this weekend?

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I'm actually doing nothing other than watching Netflix and eating, but now I have to think of something exciting and cool to say so you won't judge my life choices.

24. Are you on Tinder? I only use it as, like, a joke.

A joke that'll get you laid.

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