22 Things Kim Kardashian Does On Instagram That Normal People Couldn't

Wall of flowers photo shoot, anyone?

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1. Hang out by a waterfall like this.

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2. Receive an actual WALL OF FLOWERS for Mother's Day.

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3. And then stage an impromptu Instagram photo shoot in front of it.

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4. Get proposed to in a private baseball field with a 50-piece orchestra playing your favourite song as fireworks explode.

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5. Do this at your wedding.

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No one but Kimye is cool enough.

6. Adopt this pose while sunbathing.

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8. Take a selfie on a private yacht.

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9. Lie among the 1,000 red roses you received for Valentine's Day.

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:(

10. Share evidence of your face being injected with your own blood.

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All in the name of beauty, obvs.

11. Share a photo of you and your boyfriend in a naked embrace.

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And no, #AfterSexSelfie still shouldn't be a thing, OK?

12. Or take a his 'n' hers selfie in the loos.

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13. Or pose for a photo in matching outfits in front of your Lamborghini Aventador.

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14. Casually take a selfie with Madonna.

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15. Make the whole world jealous of your Miami shoe collection.

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16. Say goodnight to your followers by doing this.

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17. Post a photo of just your ass. Nothing else.

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18. Take a snap of just your lips, nose, and engagement ring.

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19. Emerge from the ocean like this.

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20. Wave as you board your private jet.

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21. Show off your Christmas present from your fiancé: a one-of-a-kind hand-painted George Condo Hermès Birkin.

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22. Do this (frankly incredible) hair flick.

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23. And finally, this. Just this.

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