Buzz·Posted on 10 Oct 201428 Secrets People Who Live In London Will Never Tell YouYou've felt personally victimised by TfL, for starters.by Ellie WoodwardBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You have never gone to the pub "for one" and actually only had one. View this vine on Vine vine.co What you actually mean is, "I will come and have many, many drinks and stay until closing." 2. You have felt personally victimised by TfL. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Someone has fallen asleep on your shoulder on the tube at least once and you just sat there because it was too awkward to do anything else. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You have wanted to resort to physical violence when someone snuck through YOUR Oyster card swipe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. You've come far too close to people's armpits/faces/crotches on the tube. View this vine on Vine vine.co 6. In fact, you feel violated on a daily basis. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. But then you feel disproportionate joy when you get off the tube at exactly the right spot on the platform to walk straight out of the exit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Nothing crushes your soul more than the words "signal failure". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Apart from "rail replacement bus service". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You've pretended to have plans at the weekend to get out of doing stuff because you're too bloody knackered. View this vine on Vine vine.co London is tiring, OK? 11. It doesn't matter how many times you've seen it, you still get excited when you pass an iconic London landmark. View this photo on Instagram 12. You genuinely do worry about your financial future and the prospect of never being able to afford to own property. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. But then London looks this pretty at night and you get overwhelmed and all is forgiven. View this photo on Instagram 14. You have ended up in Infernos on more than one occasion and wondered WTF you're doing with your life. 15. You have seriously contemplated pretending to be asleep to avoid giving up your seat on the tube to a pregnant woman. View this photo on Instagram 16. You genuinely judge people who go for a meal at Angus Steak House in Leicester Square. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Also, people who take the tube rather than walking between Leicester Square and Covent Garden. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You have passed out drunk and woken up in Morden. 19. Several nights a week, your dinner will consist of something from Chicken Cottage. Or a bag of crisps. View this vine on Vine vine.co Not, you know, an actual meal. 20. You never fail to be surprised at just how BIG London is, and how it takes quite a while to get from A to B. View this vine on Vine vine.co Just "popping over" to see a friend on the other side of the river can take up to two hours. 21. You have wanted to start indiscriminately killing tourists who don't just STAND ON THE FUCKING RIGHT. View this vine on Vine vine.co It's not hard. 22. You have no concept of what "cheeky midweek" or "Friday night" drinks are because you're in the pub every night. View this vine on Vine vine.co DGAF though. 23. You have to leave London every so often just to chill the hell out. And, you know, see some green stuff. View this vine on Vine vine.co 24. But within a day you already miss it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. And you experience genuine anger when people from outside of London slate it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. You feel genuinely terrified when strangers try to make eye contact or speak to you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. But every so often, something will happen that'll remind you that Londoners can be pretty fucking great. View this vine on Vine vine.co 28. And you genuinely can't imagine wanting to live anywhere else. View this vine on Vine vine.co <3