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10 Questions We Asked Ourselves After Seeing Peter Andre's Prom Photo

So many questions, so little time.

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Peter Andre has shared his prom photo with the world, and it's raised a few important questions.

1. First of all, just how long did the lilac/white reverse colour cordination take to plan and execute?

2. At what point did Peter learn how to pluck his eyebrows?

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3. Why does his hair resemble George Michael's circa 1984 and why do we find it attractive?

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4. Is his date actually Charlene from Neighbours?

5. No, really, who is his date?

6. More importantly, why did Peter's brother write a song about Peter's date?

7. Why didn't the photographer move that plant?

8. Also, whose hand is that and why is it floating mysteriously in mid-air?

9. Did the prom attire inspire these wedding outfits years later?

10. And finally, have we been duped and is this actually a photo of eight-year-old Junior Andre?