David Beckham is one fine specimen of a man. He may even be one the most perfect humans to have walked the planet. But to be perfectly honest, this “wearing clothes” situation is making us very unhappy.
Yes, he looks incredible in a suit. But what would make everybody infinitely happier is if he just took his top off.
1. Because THIS is really what we want to see.
2. We want to see beautiful shoulders, toned biceps and THAT STOMACH.
3. Sit back and just enjoy. Just soak it all in. Marvel, if you will. For this is perfection.
4. Look at him in motion. Just look at those arms.
6. DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT BACK ON, DAVID.
7. That’s better. This is how it should be.
10. He’s even beautiful from the side too. Don’t pretend that you don’t want to grab hold of that bicep.
12. Here he is standing topless, gazing into the distance, and it might just be the most beautiful thing you will ever see.
13. Actually, scrap that. THIS is.
14. BRB, JUST DYING.
15. So please, David, we beg of you, don’t ever put clothes on again. You must remain this way for all eternity.
Also, bonus bulge.