26 Batshit Things We Learnt From Kimye's Latest Interview
Kim casually rented an island for Kanye's birthday, for starters.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West grace the latest cover of Harper's Bazaar, and gave a typically batshit interview to go with the photo shoot. Here are the most important things we learned as a result.
They have books in their house "for staging".
They have conversations about whether or not to get an outdoor shower.
Kim's favourite part of Kanye's body is his heart. And his legs.
Kim's biggest insecurity is "looking fat sometimes".
Kanye doesn't actually like thinking.
Kim's most annoying habit is the fact she hates having fittings.
Kanye used to enjoy taking "cock shots" back in his single days.
Kanye believes Kim made her second pregnancy "her bitch".
Kim's special talent is being able to smell when someone has a cavity.
Kanye believes Kim not posing nude would be like Adele not singing.
Kim spends a lot of time telling people Kanye is jet-lagged when he falls asleep in front of them.
Kanye West can't reveal his favourite book, because it'd be too self-promotional.
Kim finds it hard to buy sandals because she doesn't wear flat shoes.
Kim doesn't get enough credit for being funny because it's, like, not a thing.
Kanye behaves like either a 14 year-old child or 60-year-old man, but never in between.
The last thing Kim treated Kanye to was renting an island for his birthday.
Kim used to be a legit Taylor Swift fan.
Kanye has cleared his $53 million debt by talking about it.
They're in agreement that Kim is vain.
Kim has a ~different vibe~ when she has blonde hair.
Kim wishes the world hadn't been privy to her "ugly looks" over the years.
Kim would take her kids and her phone to a desert island, but not Kanye.
If Kanye was invisible for a day he'd hang out in the women's locker room.
Kim would follow her kids around to see the funny things they say.
Kanye makes analogies that are "so funny and random" that Kim wants to make a book of them.
And, finally, Kim wants to be remembered as a "powerful, sexy, non-conforming woman".
Read the full interview in Harper's Bazaar, on sale 2 August.
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!