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You may know these iconic quotes, but who actually said them?

Can You Score 15/21 In This Insanely Hard Kardashian Quotes Quiz?

Kris said this iconic line during an episode in which her kids attempted to make her have a digital detox and be ~in the moment.~ Funnily enough, it didn't last long.

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"There's no cell service in here and it's making me have a rash."

Kim said this during a conversation about Khloé's failing marriage to Lamar Odom.

"I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup."

Kim said this to Kourtney during her third pregnancy. However, it turns out her reaction was all for nothing – it was a false alarm and there was no stretchmark after all.

"Kourtney, I'm going to cry for you. You have a stretchmark."

Kourtney said this about Kim after she went off on Khloé. Kourtney put Kim's bad mood down to her marriage to Kris Humphries – a man who did like to constantly pretend to bark like a dog.

"She's just pissed because she's married to a barking dog."

Kim said this to Kris when she was asked to help take care of Kendall's dog.

"I have a lot on my fucking plate. I have to go to a photoshoot."

Khloé said this to Kris Jenner after she freaked out over Kim developing psoriasis hours before a big photoshoot.

"You're scared that Kim won't be able to use her big fat ass to get you 10%."

Kris Jenner said this to Kim, who was taking constant selfies in the car as the family made their way to support Khloé at her court date for driving under the influence.

"Kim would you stop taking pictures of yourself, your sister's going to jail."

Kourtney said this after the family heard that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna were engaged.

"How many weddings have we been to in this family and they don't mean shit?"

Khloé said this to Kris after the family challenged her to take a lie detector test.

"I want you to take an STD test because I'm sure you've got a few of those."

Kourtney said this to Kris after she, Kim and Khloé walked in on her doing a bra-less photoshoot in the family's pool.

"That's so embarrassing for your life and your soul."

Kourtney said this at the end of an argument with Kim.

"I'm sick of you. You think you're hot shit because you have the biggest ass in LA."

Kim yelled this at Khloé after she apparently ruined the moment when Kim was purchasing her first Bentley.

"You're just so jealous that you can't have a Bentley and you're trying to ruin my moment for me."

Kourtney said this when Kim turned up unexpectedly to a business meeting in the middle of an ongoing argument.

"I'm going to be professional when really I just want to sock her in the face."

Khloe said this to Kris after becoming annoyed at how long she was taking to get ready.

"Your hair is shorter than a vagina's bush and yet you take so long."

Khloé said this during a phonecall to Rob Kardashian when he was staying at her house for an extended period of time.

"What do you want now? More money? A cheque? A car? My soul?"

Kourtney said this to Scott Disick when he was getting on her nerves.

"I could literally slap the shit out of you and feel so much better."

Scott said this in response to the huge changes the family went through after Caitlyn announced her plans to transition.

"I've realised that I'm probably just perfect and it's everybody else around me that's got issues."

Kourtney said this when asked if she was OK after Scott flew out a random woman to his hotel during a family vacation.

"I'm just thinking about all the guys I'm going to fuck when I get home."

Kim said this to Kourtney and Khloé when she and Kanye were desperately attempting to conceive a second child.

"I'm literally so exhausted. I've been having sex 500 times a day."

Kim said this about Caitlyn after reading chapters from her autobiography that were allegedly omitted in the preview copies the family were given.

"She is a liar. She is not a good person."

Kim said this to Kris during a conversation about the feud between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Kris suggested she "call Taylor's team" to attempt to resolve the issue. Kim told her unequivocally she would not be following the advice and instead released a certain set of Snapchats.

"Thankyou for your lovely advice. But I'm not going to take it."

You haven't watched much of _Keeping Up With The Kardashians_ and that's fine – you prefer to spend your time binging other TV shows.

Your Kardashian quote knowledge is pretty damn impressive, but there are perhaps a few episodes you need to rewatch in order to score full marks.

You know _Keeping Up With The Kardashians_ like the back of your hand. And we don't blame you – it's the best.

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