27 British Celebrities Who Have Cooler Middle Names Than You

Aristides anyone?

1. James Kimberley Corden.

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2. Daniel Wroughton Craig.

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3. Adele Laurie Blue Atkins.

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4. Joey Donald Essex.

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5. Kathrin Romary Beckinsale.

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6. Heidi India Range.

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7. Billie Paul Piper.

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8. Elton Hercules John.

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9. Jeremy Dickson Paxman.

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10. Andrew Barron Murray.

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11. Sacha Noam Baron Cohen.

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12. Hugh John Mungo Grant.

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13. Alesha Anjanette Dixon.


14. Orlando Blanchard Bloom.

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15. Nicholas Caradoc Hoult.

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16. Rochelle Eulah Eileen Humes.

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17. Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson.

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18. Jude Heyworth Law.

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19. Damian Watcyn Lewis.

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20. Alexander Aristides Reid.

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21. Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch.

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22. Nicholas Augustine Knowles.

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23. Ilyena Lydia Vasilievna Mironoff.

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More commonly known as Helen Mirren.

24. Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong.

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25. Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham Fiennes.

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26. Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof.

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27. And finally, George Alan O’Dowd.

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Ellie Woodward is a senior celebrity reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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