1. When you have to remind yourself that no, you don't look like the models in your magazine for a goddamn reason.
2. Despite it feeling like all of society has an opinion on how you should look and how much you should weigh.
3. And you have entire days when all you can think about is FOOD.
And it'll often be a super-specific craving for something (usually carbs, or chocolate,) that you need NOW.
4. When you have a ~girls' night out~ that involves far too much white wine and results in you having no recollection of what happened.
5. But you know deep down that your ideal evening involves this:
6. You have moments where you've absolutely no idea what you're doing with your life.
7. And you just need to order a bucket-full of wine at the end of a long day.
8. You have emotional days where you just want to get under your duvet, eat chocolate and not come out.
9. And those days when you want to tell everyone and everything to go to hell.
10. But you'll get through it and then have a moment of feeling completely sassy and fabulous.
11. When you learn to accept your flaws, and aren't afraid to point them out.
12. When you ignore the notion that women shouldn't swear because it's "not ladylike".
13. And you learn how to put arrogant douchebags in their places.
14. Because no one has time for that shit.
15. Especially when you've just received another dick pic.
16. And you just can't even with the male race.
17. Sometimes it seems you're unable to move on from that one damn breakup.
18. But then you have a whole day where you don't check their Facebook/Twitter/Instagram and it's an achievement.
19. Then you learn that getting smashed on a first date isn't just fun but entirely necessary.
20. When you're trying and failing to pull a sexy duck face for your latest Instagram photo.
It's harder than it looks.