This Random Twitter Story Ends With A Harry Potter Surprise

These tweets by @MrLawson are amazing.

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Story time. So back in my youth I was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

Story time. So back in my youth I was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on.

12:33 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me.

12:34 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along.

12:34 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit.

12:35 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah.

12:36 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it.

12:37 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him like that

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him like that

12:38 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so I started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so I started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line.

12:39 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit.

12:40 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho.

12:41 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If you don't get the story on my TL we not friends for real.

Ludwig Van Baethoven@MrLawson

If you don't get the story on my TL we not friends for real.

12:44 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite