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This "The Office" Trivia Quiz Is 62 Questions And Very Specific, So Good Luck

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The Hardest And Longest "The Office" Trivia Quiz To Ever Exist

"Post-it notes? What are those, like 50 cents?"

What does Michael pretend to fire Pam over in season one?

"Jim said mixed berries? Yeah, he's onto me."

What's Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt?

"That is what Ryan is like: a fake brother who steals your jeans."

A foreign exchange student lived with Michael when he was young. What did the foreign exchange student take from Michael back to what was formerly Yugoslavia?

"A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. Now, if I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls, so you couldn't hear the other dead people."

Finish this quote from Dwight when he was asking Michael questions after being offered the spare room in Michael's new condo: "Question. My grandparents left me a large number of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_."

Lapin!

What's Phyllis's maiden name?

"I have Country Crock."

What does Michael ask Pam to spread on his foot that he burned on a George Foreman grill?

Phyllis suggested putting his cell phone in it, then Kevin suggests the banana. Dwight later blames the banana idea on Pam.

What does Kevin suggest Dwight put in his gun holster?

At Phyllis and Bob Vance's wedding, what did Michael say everyone called Phyllis back in high school?

"And the reason I tell you this story... pick up the phone, just pick up the phone."

What kind of sandwich does Michael have a dream about when he's the head of Michael Scott Paper Company?

Dwight tells Jim's roommate that he keeps an extra pair of shoes in his car for special occasions. What kind of shoes are they?

On the day that he's supposed to move to Boulder, Colorado, Michael says, "I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start \_\_\_\_\_\_ at level one. I don't think my credits

During the Glee watch party episode, what does Michael say he drinks while eating bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag?

In the episode when Ryan started the fire, which game does Michael say he plays every night before bed?

"Maybe I should've taken the iPod. Oh, shoot."

What did Kevin buy for himself when he got himself for Secret Santa?

"Your morning 3 by 5, coming right up."

What's Stanley's morning 3 by 5?

"Were you quilled?"

What's the name of Dwight's porcupine who he used to make it look like Jim was pranking him?

"Do you drink this every day?"

What's in the thermos that Michael offers Pam during morning deliveries for the Michael Scott Paper Company?

When talking about the (state) senator's proposal, why does Angela say she doesn't normally like a flower in her hair?

"And it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side... that's the mystery."

What brand is Michael wearing on the day he accidentally wearing a woman's suit?

"Again with the cousin..."

Fill in the blank to this sentence said by Andy: "I'm in this weird, flirty, nebulous thing with this \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ of mine, and it's a total mind effer."

What does Kevin say after Kelly yells that her middle name is Rajnigandha and that she hates it?

"So, I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. This isn't just an exercise. This is real life, and I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly!"

Who does Michael wear on his head during the activity on diversity day?

"Is that really what you want?"

What does Michael order at Hooters with Jim after saying, "I will have a chicken breast, hold the chicken"?

"Square is fine."

What does Michael make a ton of for him and Pam on the morning of the first day of the Michael Scott Paper Company?

"This is pathetic, isn't it?"

And then he gets egg in his shoes. What kind of shoes?

"It bothers me that you're not answering the question."

When Phyllis suggests that Michael go out with her friend, Sandy, who's a professional softball player, what's one of the questions he asks about her?

"No, no, no. Like this."

During the episode, _Prince Family Paper_, what's the secret signal that Dwight and Michael agree on using?

"They wouldn't make it unless people liked it."

After Dunder Mifflin bought out Michael Scott Paper Company, what does Michael offer as a peace offering to the sales team which is then rejected by Stanley who says, "Nobody likes that stuff except for you"?

It's a red recorder.

As opposed to a whistle, what does Angela use as a rape deterrent?

"I just got a text from Michael. He says personnel day. Are we hiring?"

Halfway through! Keep going! After the Roast of Michael Scott, what outfit does Michael wear to the park to feed the birds?

"Don't thank me. Thank Dylan's mom."

After going with Andy to Donna's husband's baseball game, what does Michael take from the game to bring back to the office?

"It's comfort food, alright?"

What does Michael eat instead of ice cream because they don't have any?

"It's funny stuff but mean."

On what social media site does Creed say that Michael's nephew is trashing them relentlessly?

"Everywhere I look it's Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally, a kid that's not talking about Betty White. Of course, I follow him."

And why does Creed follow him on Twitter?

"I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true."

Dwight and Robert California's son agree that what is the scariest animal?

"No. No Cheese Whiz, no hollandaise, no chocolate sauce. Just eat it. Come on. Here comes the airplane. There you go. Open, open, into the hanger. There you go."

What kind of sauce does Kevin ask for when being forced to eat broccoli as part of his New Year's resolution?

What radio station stickers are seen around the office?

"I like it!"

What acronym does Creed come up with during his brief reign as manager?

"\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, your teeth called. Your breath stinks. Boom roasted."

\*Everyone cringes\*

Which _Toy Story_ character is Holly's doll that Michael throws in the trash and pours coffee on?

"\_\_\_\_\_\_, where's \_\_\_\_\_\_? Whoa, there you are. Didn't see you behind that grain of rice! Boom. Roasted!"

"Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheesy pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing!"

Cheesy pita

What was Ryan trying to heat up in the toaster when he started the fire?

"\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted."

"\_\_\_\_\_, you failed art school. Boom, roasted."

Aside from Jim, who in the office has an obvious crush on Pam throughout the show?

"Jim, you're 6'11" and you weigh 90 pounds. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted."

"Wild, and I have to say these little buggers are damn tasty as well."

What does Dwight stop Michael from eating in the woods?

"Your car is totaled."

What does Andy pose as during the lunch with the insurance salesman whom they suspect to be in the mob?

He later settles for a specific order of spaghetti.

What does Michael initially order when he's out to lunch with the insurance salesman whom he suspects to be in the mob?

"You'll thank me later."

Jim sends an urgent message back to Dwight posing as Dwight from the future, warning him that something in the office was poisoned. What was it?

"How dare you. My family built this country, by the way."

William M. Buttlicker

When role-playing a successful sales call with Jim and Michael, who does Dwight offend on the phone?

Andy

Kevin, Darryl, and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ play Dallas in the warehouse.

"Makes the funeral very romantic. But the weddings are a bleak affair."

What do Shrutes stand in while getting married?

What does Michael's girlfriend, Carol, dress up as to Kelly's Diwali party?

"And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop. Although last time... she pretended she didn't hear me."

What is Michael and Jan's safe word if things go too far?

"See? He fits perfectly!"

What does Michael sleep on instead of the bed because Jan has "space issues"?

A man wearing a silk sleep mask is leaning back while sitting in an airplane seat

They're sent to Winnipeg, Manitoba.

In Season 5, Michael, Andy, and Oscar are sent to Canada for a business trip. To which city are they headed?

"I am not a security threat."

Jim prints out Dwight's Dunder Mifflin ID with an incorrect middle name. What is it?

"I'm just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body!"

For his audition for _Sweeney Todd_, Michael acts out an entire episode from a TV show. Which TV show was it?

What Christmas song is Angela's favorite song in general?

"Good luck paying me back with your zero-dollars-a-year salary plus benefits, babe!"

And lastly, how much did Michael's beloved plasma TV cost?

A man in a suit holds up a blank piece of paper

In Season 3, Dunder Mifflin has to recall its paper because a disgruntled employee at the paper mill placed "an obscene" watermark on their cream letter stock. What was the obscene image?

You should probably re-watch the series.

You probably feel like Oscar did after Michael claimed to win first place in the speedometer race by running 31 mph.

You didn't do great, you didn't do awful.

Bring out the doves! To quote Michael, "Am I a hero? I really can't say, but yes."

This "The Office" Trivia Quiz Is 62 Questions And Very Specific, So Good Luck

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