The 12 Craziest Moutsaches

There's just one week of Movember left to go until finally the men in your life will stop looking like cavemen and return to their well-groomed normality. But have you ever seen facial hair like these guys?

1. God Save Our Gracious Body Hair

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There is no man prouder of his country than this guy.

2. I Moustache You A Question

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Could you pull off this look? Because he can't.

3. Oh Christmas tache, oh Christmas tache

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Furry and festive.

4. You Spin My Tache Round Baby Right Round

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If he sticks some googly eyes in the middle of those circles, he's officially the coolest guy on the planet.

5. Dunnanunnanunnanunna TACHEMANNNNNN

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Not the smoothest way of hiding your identity as the Batman.

6. The Lorax

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Seriously though, the resemblance to Dr. Seuss' Lorax is uncanny.

7. Hypnotising Hair

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Look into my tache not around the tache..you're under. Now when you wake up, you'll think you're a chicken.

8. The Wind Turbine

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This man is single-handedly reducing our global footprint.

9. A Catachetrophe

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Can't tell if this guy is a cat or a dog person...he's not giving anything away...

10. The Forehead Moustache

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Because one moustache just isn't enough.

11. Eastside Boy

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That's one way to show your commitment to the Eastside...

12. Tom Selleck

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Because only Tom Selleck can make moustaches look cool, not creepy. It's only a matter of time before he is dubbed the patron saint of moustaches.