Skip To Content
  • Halloween badge

28 Things That'll Make You Say, "Isn't It Halloween Yet?"

Cue the fog machine.

We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.


1. A vampiric garlic twist you won't be scared to use.

Get it from Animi Causa for $16.99.

2. A grim AF beer funnel as a representation of how you'll feel tomorrow morning.

Get it from Amazon for $13.27.

3. A comfy, creepy tunic you can sport as a top or dress. Bones are just that ~versatile~.,

Get it from Amazon for $11.20+ (available in five color combos, sizes XS-XL).

4. A pair of boo-tiful studs to haunt your jealous friends' dreams.

Get them from Amazon for $14.08.

5. A choker so your neck can drip with something besides jewels.

Get it from Boohoo for $3.

6. A bloody good clutch as a fierce AF purse option you probably shouldn't carry on your next flight.

Get it from Amazon for $33.95.

7. A pair of zombie slippers you can wear while incoherently mumbling on your way to the coffee maker.

Get them from Amazon for $17.85.

8. A skull plasma ball sure to become the star of your shockingly popular Instagram stories.

Get it from Target for $15.

9. A set of skeletal helpers for serving up to-die-for meals.

Get them from Amazon for $5.43.

10. A toothy tank that'll easily hide any lingering blood stains.

Get it from ModCloth for $24.99 (available in sizes XS–L, 1X–2X).

11. A poisonous cross-body primed to elicit some satisfied finger snaps.

Get it from Dolls Kill for $40.

12. A spooky skater dress for winging a ~mysterious~ effect.

Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in 14 patterns, sizes XS-5X).

13. A haunted mask pin, lest you forget the visage of the one of the scariest Goosebumps stories of all time.

Get it from Kreepsville 666 for $8.95.

14. A pretty useful T-shirt dress you'll wanna live (and die) in.

Get it from Boohoo for $12.50 (available in sizes 12–20).

15. A PJ set for feeling like you've been asleep for an eternity.

Get it from ASOS for $29 (available in sizes XS–XL).

16. A dad joke T-shirt that kills every single time.

Get it from Look Human for $23.99+ (available in a variety of styles, two colors, sizes S–2XL).

17. A temporary batty wall covering befitting your haunted manse.

Get it from Canvas on Demand for $37.99.

18. A set of Jack Skellington push pins to leave little notes for your loved ones that Halloween is nigh!

Get the 40-pack from Box Lunch for $6.93.

19. A monstrously lazy option perfect for making nice with the villagers next time they come a knocking.

Get them from ModCloth for $24.99 (available in sizes XS–M, 4X).

20. An approps keychain so your hearse keys won't ghost on you again.

Get it from Unique Vintage for $10.

21. An off-the-cuff anatomy lesson that won't scare off the skittish.

Get it from ModCloth for $44.99 (available in sizes XXS–4X).

22. A pair of spine-tingling tights for when you wanna escape your black tights rut.

Get them from Dolls Kill for $12.

23. A bewitching hat you'll want to wear everywhere.

Get it from ASOS for $13.

24. A pair of macabre thigh highs to keep your stems perfectly warm at blood temp.

Get them from ModCloth for $19.99.

25. A trio of ghosts who're the worst house guests ever.

Get them from Grandin Road for $89.

26. A cobweb sitch that'll feel far less sticky than those Insta-famous bras.

Get it from Missguided for $19 (available in sizes S-L).

27. A pair of flats passersby'll say have good bones.

Get them from Unique Vintage for $38 (available in sizes 5–12).

28. A sharp suit for getting down with your buddies, slaying the office costume competition.

Get it from Amazon for $51.27.


Any questions?

Need A Shopping Buddy?

Get great products - from pros in the fine art of buying stuff online - delivered to your inbox!
Newsletter signup form