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28 Things That'll Make You Say, "Isn't It Halloween Yet?"

Cue the fog machine.

1. A vampiric garlic twist you won't be scared to use.

2. A grim AF beer funnel as a representation of how you'll feel tomorrow morning.

3. A comfy, creepy tunic you can sport as a top or dress. Bones are just that ~versatile~.

4. A pair of boo-tiful studs to haunt your jealous friends' dreams.

5. A choker so your neck can drip with something besides jewels.

6. A bloody good clutch as a fierce AF purse option you probably shouldn't carry on your next flight.

7. A pair of zombie slippers you can wear while incoherently mumbling on your way to the coffee maker.

8. A skull plasma ball sure to become the star of your shockingly popular Instagram stories.

9. A set of skeletal helpers for serving up to-die-for meals.

10. A toothy tank that'll easily hide any lingering blood stains.

11. A poisonous cross-body primed to elicit some satisfied finger snaps.

12. A spooky skater dress for winging a ~mysterious~ effect.

13. A haunted mask pin, lest you forget the visage of the one of the scariest Goosebumps stories of all time.

14. A pretty useful T-shirt dress you'll wanna live (and die) in.

15. A PJ set for feeling like you've been asleep for an eternity.

16. A dad joke T-shirt that kills every single time.

17. A temporary batty wall covering befitting your haunted manse.

18. A set of Jack Skellington push pins to leave little notes for your loved ones that Halloween is nigh!

19. A monstrously lazy option perfect for making nice with the villagers next time they come a knocking.

20. An approps keychain so your hearse keys won't ghost on you again.

21. An off-the-cuff anatomy lesson that won't scare off the skittish.

22. A pair of spine-tingling tights for when you wanna escape your black tights rut.

23. A bewitching hat you'll want to wear everywhere.

24. A pair of macabre thigh highs to keep your stems perfectly warm at blood temp.

25. A trio of ghosts who're the worst house guests ever.

26. A cobweb sitch that'll feel far less sticky than those Insta-famous bras.

27. A pair of flats passersby'll say have good bones.

28. A sharp suit for getting down with your buddies, slaying the office costume competition.