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1. A Silly Poopy's Hide & Seek game that, yes, is truly made for kids. But gift it to a parent who grew up on Captain Underpants for a total hit. And when the adult's old bones get tired of playing, the game can completely take over because the Silly Poopy does the hiding!
Check out a TikTok of the Silly Poopy in action.
Promising review: "Let me tell you that if you want hours of endless fun of hide and go seek without having to hide yourself, this is a must-get! When it's hidden it makes various toot noises and says stuff so the kids know if they are close. And when they find it and press the button to do and sing the Silly Poopy dance ... even you will dance and sing along!!! Doesn't need batteries and come on, it's poop? Who doesn't think poop and toot noises are funny and if they don't they are lying to themselves. A must-have for fun with your kids without barely doing any work!!" —andrea kelli gorman
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
2. A scenic wall calendar any animal lover with an appreciation for all facets of nature will adore.
Promising review: "Bought this for my brother for Christmas and he LOVES it. Only for those who don't mind a little gross humor. The landscapes in the pictures are beautiful and then there's the dog, somewhere in the picture, doing its business. Pretty funny. They also provide you with the dogs' names and a short bio. Very clever." —Nadeau
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with 2-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
3. And a coordinating 1,000-piece puzzle featuring some dogs simply trying to do their business.
Promising review: "I got this for my dad. He thought it was hilarious. This is definitely a good gifting idea especially if you are struggling to find that perfect gift for someone. Could be a perfect gag gift for someone too!" —Peyton
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
4. A toilet coffee mug you might wanna grab two of for your poop joke-obsessed uncle because, as one reviewer mentions, it makes the *perfect* party serving bowl for chocolate-covered nuts.
Promising review: "I found this to be the perfect bowl to serve chocolate covered almonds at my last holiday party." —Marc C
Get it from Amazon for $14.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
5. Or a "coffee pot" mug because your roomies know when that one person has to block off time in the bathroom after their morning cuppa.
Promising review: "I freaking LOVE this mug! It is so cute and very well made. It makes a great gift for a coffee lover. You will not regret getting this mini coffee carafe mug." —Claudia S.
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
6. A couple of urinal shot glasses they'll need, OK? Even if they have a kitchen cabinet shelf full of shot glasses. These'll make the rest a total wash.
Promising review: "I gave this a white elephant gift at a party. Everyone at the party loved them and wished it was the gift they received. The shot glasses are made well and actually resemble a urinal. They are a little awkward to drink from based on the shape but that was to be expected with the novelty gift and what they are. They arrived well-packaged inside the box from the seller with bubble wrap for protection which I really appreciated." —DANGELO R BONECELLI
Get them from Amazon for $16.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
7. A tasteful nude vase if their interior aesthetic can be described as a bit frisky but their humor belongs in a porta potty. And if they're not a plant person, this would make an excellent pen cup.
Promising review: "I purchased this for a friend as a housewarming gift and she absolutely LOVED IT! As soon as she opened it she was on the move around the house looking for the perfect place to put it. I think this just became my go-to housewarming gift!" —Kay Wilson
Get it from Amazon for $17.99 (available in three colors).
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
8. A motion-activated toilet light that I guarantee SOMEONE on your gift list will love. Their home is *clearly* missing throne lighting.
It fits on any toilet bowl, and has 16 colors, five brightness levels, and a 170 degree radius.
Promising review: "At first I thought that the idea of an illuminated toilet bowl was funny. However, given the choice of an illuminated toilet bowl, turning on the light, or missing, an illuminated toilet bowl is a great idea. This unit is much better than the first I used because there are no suction cups (which never stay attached) and it use AA batteries instead of AAA, and it has a five-level dimmer for middle-of-the-night eye comfort." —William D.
Get two from Amazon for $23.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
9. A Butts in Space card game for a new card game where you have to save the day after Evil Butt stole all of the toilet paper in the universe and destroyed your toilet space ship! So obviously, you're going to save the day. Ages 8 and up will have tons of fun with this.
Promising review: "Game came less than 24 hours after ordering and we've already played five games in the last 48 hours. BIG hit with the whole family and both kids (ages 7 and 16, for reference.) It reminds me a little of Unstable Unicorns, but less complex. Fun and zany and very easy for all ages to pick up in one game. Cute graphics, too. VERY happy with this one and I can tell it'll get a lot of play in our house." —Jennifer
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
10. A copy of A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape as a resource for people using the toilet as a social escape. Sometimes you just need some time to yourself. And this book acknowledges and honors that.
And if they run out of things to look at in this book, they can check out Joe Pera's comedy special on YouTube or his excellent Adult Swim show Joe Pera Talks With You on your phone. I bought this for my brother when it came out. (He's an adult who loves poop jokes and Joe Pera.)
Get it from Amazon for $11.49.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
11. And a definitive guide on what animals do and do NOT fart in case they run out of the previous book during their toilet time that is NOT being spent peeing or pooping.
Promising review: "This was a gift I gave my 45-year-old son! Yes, they never leave the fart phase. ;) But this book is actually filled with very interesting info...lots of science written in an entertaining fashion. And the simple illustrations fit perfectly. I admit that I read it before giving it to my son. He will now be the most popular teacher on his high school campus because...hey, who else knows that sloths don't fart? LOL! If you're looking for something different for a gift, consider this. I think I'm going to order another one!" —Maryann Watkins
Get it from Amazon for $16.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
12. A toilet planter watering spike to tend to their houseplants and add some real culture to their space.
MountainMudWorks is Colorado Springs-based shop specializing in functional pottery.
Promising review: "I got this for the money tree I have in my bathroom and it brings me so much joy. It’s the little things! 🌿🚽" —Kelsey Dunkelman
Get it from MountainMudWorks on Etsy for $19.99 (available in white and pink).
Shipping info: Costs $4.31 and ships within 1–5 business days.
13. A bag of some "reindeer farts" that'll send anyone into a fit of giggles, regardless of age.
Bag of Farts Candy is a small biz specializing in, well, the obvious.
Promising review: "I won't lie, the whole reason I purchased this is because I knew that my kids would laugh at the name. However, I was really happy with how yummy the actual cotton candy in the bag was! The candy was fresh, and well packaged, and the product name got the laughs expected. Overall, I would say it's a bit expensive for what you get (though it was easily enough for me and two children to share), but would still recommend as a cute/silly gift for someone who would get a kick out of this type of thing." —Deb
Get it from Amazon for $8.95.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
14. A toilet decal as a not-so-subtle reminder to practice some bathroom etiquette. Toilet decals aren't for everyone, but they're def for your gift recipient.
15. A 3D-printed gold throne they can display as a trophy. Or maybe even convince someone it's one of Jeff Koons' latest pieces.
Knechtel3DPrints is a Lac La Biche, Canada-based small biz specializing in 3D-printed creations.
Get it from Knechtel3DPrints on Etsy for $26.55.
Shipping info: Costs $8.34 and ships within two weeks.
16. A doggy poop bag holder that'll not only be hilarious, but also really stand out when it's time for them to take out their pup for a stroll. If you know allllllll the details of their dog's movements, this is a cheap, easy gift.
Promising review: "A fun gift for anyone who walks a dog in New York or any other city where it's the law to pick up the💩." —Lily Gibbs
Get it from Amazon for $6.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
17. A box of "booger" sour gummies if your friend tends to slip in some snot jokes every once in a while.
18. A Toilet Paper Origami book as a means for them to express themselves while spending some time on the porcelain throne.
Promising review: "This was so much fun! It was a gift for my Marine son who went on a cruise to Alaska and took a class on how to fold towels into animals. He was so clever at that that we got him a book on towel folding and then just happened to find this. It got lots of laughs and was food for thought for many jokes and laughs in the future. How funny it will be to leave a party and have the hostess go in and find a rose on the toilet paper roll!" —Pat
Get it from Amazon for $17.49.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
19. A bathroom game book to help 'em occupy their time in the library. After all, you can only solve one Wordle a day. It'll not only pass the time, but it can ACTUALLY start some meaningful conversations!
Promising review: "I got this as an anniversary gift for my boyfriend. This is the gift that keeps on giving! It's a conversation starter when you're not sure what to talk about. It's weird and ridiculous and funny yet also sweet and serious. It's just fun! To have a silly game when we purge our demons is a charm.10/10 would buy again and tell everyone about it. It's so worth the money!" —Samantha Turner
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
20. A *cheeky* toilet tank organizer so they'll always have an extra roll of TP within arm's reach.
Promising review: "Gave this as a gift. The person enjoyed it." —Shopper1584
Get it from Amazon for $15.95+ (available in seven phrases).
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
21. Poo-Pourri they can spray beforehand and eliminate odors in the toilet bowl because nature has to call, but it doesn't have to stay on the line.
This stuff WORKS. Trust me. Once you start using it you'll be hooked!
Promising review: "We are a family of six in a small one-bathroom house. This is, to put it lightly, a horrific nightmare — particularly after my teenage son spends some time in the bathroom. After a couple of weeks of gentle encouragement ('YOU ARE KILLING EVERYONE. SPRAY THAT STUFF ON THE WATER BEFORE YOU POOP OR I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHONE AND, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND TELL HER EXACTLY WHY YOU GOT IT TAKEN AWAY.') he started using it regularly. The bathroom is much less disgusting now after he leaves." —Supa D
Get it from Amazon for $9.32 (available in several sizes and scents).
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
22. A poop stool putting set that, OK, is actually pretty practical?
Promising review: "This squatter putter fit perfectly underneath the toilet. My kids loved it and thought it was hilarious. This is great for adults and kids I would recommend to anyone that has pooping problems as this may help with that." —Giancarlo
Get it from Amazon for $25.99.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
23. A remote control poop that'll help them with all kinds of gags on whomever has to listen to their poop jokes all the time at home.
Promising review: "I bought this for my 9-year-old nephew who is obsessed with anything poop related. He loved it. Even had adults telling me they wanted one!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $19.50.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
24. A gag "caution" sign to keep by their bathroom door to let the general public know when to stay clear.
Promising review: "Got this for my dad as a goofy Father's Day gift and he thought it was awesome! It's a small sign, but it's a perfect fit on their bathroom counter." —Lauren
Get it from Amazon for $9.95.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
25. A traffic cone toilet brush set can help set up a hazard space around the toilet.
26. A poopy Chia Pet to bring a lil' fun to their indoor garden sitch.
Promising review: "I absolutely love this. I bought it for my son's birthday. It cracks me up. It grew in very nicely and was so fun to watch grow." —
Get it from Amazon for $19.19 (available in 13 more designs).
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
27. A game of Doody Head, which involves someone putting on a Velcro helmet and others throwing poop-shaped objects at the helmet for points. Well, that's one way to pass the time in the week before New Year's.
Promising review: "Pretty sure i was drunk when I ordered this but it was the greatest laugh/surprise ever!! Definitely going to give this game to my very annoying 16-year-old nephew who thinks he knows everything for Christmas. Don't know who came up with the Doody Head Game but drunk me loved it and sober me is passing it on." —Megan
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
28. A stress ball for those "oh crap" moments that'd be a hit sitting on their desk at the office.
Promising review: "Absolutely cute! I used this as a gag gift for winners at baby shower. The person who picked it had everyone laughing. Definitely recommend." —Carol
Get it from Amazon for $9.98.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
29. A 60-pack of waterproof poop stickers to help 'em deck out their HydroFlask, notebooks, or just slyly slip into people's bday cards for the next few years.
Promising review: "These are durable water-resistant stickers. The images have a diverse and wide range. Not all are rated for children so check before giving to a child. We got this to add to a gag gift for my son's teacher. It was well received." —Brandie Prichard
Get them from Amazon for $5.97.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with two-day shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
30. An aesthetic wall art digital download if they've got some serious spunk but also love a gallery wall.
Graphic Vintage Art is a Sofia, Bulgaria-based small biz specializing in art instant downloads.
Get it from Graphic Vintage Art on Etsy for $4.67.
Shipping info: You'll get immediate instructions for downloading.
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