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    23 Pieces Of Home Decor That'll Say "Welcome, Foolish Mortals"

    Please step into my well-decorated lair.

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    1. A gorgeous coffee table book about cemeteries – to other people that description may sound contradictory, but YOU know it's not.

    Black Dog & Leventhal

    FYI, a book qualifies as home decor when part of a vignette. I've flipped through this beaut IRL. And I can also vouch that Green-Wood Cemetery in Brooklyn, NY, pictured in the spread is stunning! (You should visit.)

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99+, Barnes & Noble for $13.99+, a local bookseller through IndieBound, or find a copy at your local library.

    2. A tea kettle in the most perfect matte black that won't have you summoning demons when you pick it up without an oven mitt.

    Macy's

    I have one of these and it really, truly is cool to the touch! And it looks gorgeous sitting out on my stovetop because I have nowhere else to store it while not in use.

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line at Macy's for $27.99.

    3. A feline skeleton candle that'll start off all sweet but then reveal its true self as it melts.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $34 (also available in pink).

    4. A death head plaque you'll mourn the loss of if you don't snap it up right this second.

    The Bat in The Hat / Etsy

    Get it from The Bat in The Hat on Etsy for $30.62.

    5. A black peacock chair so you can once and for all feel like Morticia Addams, even if your home doesn't have a mansard roof.

    World Market

    Get it from World Market for $159.99 (originally $399.99).

    6. Or a black ghost chair you won't trip over like I do all the time with my clear one.

    Amazon

    No really, I love my clear ghost chair. It's just when a piece of furniture is CLEAR, sometimes you don't notice it in your peripheral. (Ouch.)

    Get it from Amazon for $81.62 (available in seven colors).

    7. A tarot card tapestry that looks sorta eerie but is meant to be inspirational so you can keep it *positive* (but it also fulfills your dark decorating tendencies).

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in two sizes and three tarot cards).

    8. A coffee mug you can offer up next time your friends stop over for a Poe book club meeting.

    Obvious State / Etsy

    Get it from Obvious State on Etsy for $18.

    9. A quartz-filled candle because if you aren't into the idea of a black candle, why are you even reading this?

    Free People

    Get it from Free People for $58.

    10. Some XL matches that'll have your preferred amount of color (just a dab here and there).

    Free People

    Get the bottle and 216 matches from Free People for $40.

    11. A planchette hand soap to help summon the demons of cleanliness to deal with your bathroom filth.

    Man on the Moon Mystics / Etsy

    Clearly my bathroom is haunted because it gets dirty SO quickly.

    Get it from Man on the Moon Mystics on Etsy for $6.66. (Yep, that's really the price.)

    12. Or some anatomically correct soaps to show your love for anything that errs on the creepy side.

    Paranormal Bathtivity / Etsy

    Your eyes do not deceive you. That *is* a coffin-shaped gift box!

    Get them from Paranormal Bathtivity on Etsy for $13.

    13. Stackable dinnerware in dark gray or white that'll help set the ~mood~ even if you have to act like you're not a dark soul when your parents come over for dinner Tuesday night.

    Macy's

    They're microwave- and dishwasher-safe ceramic. Each set includes a four dinner plates, appetizer plates, salad plates, appetizer bowls, and salad bowls.

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line at Macy's for $52.49 (available in gray or white).

    14. A woven blanket featuring you and your crew on any given Saturday night that you can cuddle up in every other night of the week.

    Strike Gently Co.

    Get it from Strike Gently Co. for $125. (And check out more blankets.)

    15. Black bath towels to help suck up the natural light AND hide any mascara stains.

    Amazon

    Includes two bath towels, two hand towels, and two washcloths.

    Get them from Amazon for $19.99 (available in nine colors).

    16. A spoon rest because when I go you can just say "Rest in Grease, Elizabeth. Rest. In. Grease."

    West Elm

    I gave this spoon rest from Fishs Eddy (my fave store) to my mom a few years ago and it's still going strong! She's slightly less morbid than I am.

    Get it from West Elm for $16.95 or Fishs Eddy for $20.95.

    17. Handsome push pins for lending some necklace storage help.

    Amazon

    Get nine from Amazon for $17.95.

    18. And a familiar-looking jewelry stand to catch the rest of your baubles.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $12.50.

    19. Tombstone garden markers that'll keep your edibles on theme.

    Dem Bones / Etsy

    Get them from Dem Bones on Etsy for $30.

    20. A bloody bath mat as a reminder to clean up after all your messes.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $20.96.

    21. A bloody shower curtain because if someone can't stand you at your Psycho shower curtain, do they even deserve your hospitality?

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $11.79.

    22. Macabre tumblers just begging to be filled with your specialty, Corpse Reviver No. 2s.

    Counter Couture / Etsy

    And at other times, they'll look fab displayed on your bar cart.

    Get them from Counter Couture on Etsy for $48.

    23. And a regal sign that is the name of this list and I hope by now you've realized is from Disney's Haunted Mansion ride.

    Ye Old Prop Shoppe / Etsy

    Get it from Ye Old Prop Shoppe on Etsy for $45.99+ (available in four styles).

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