16 Sex Toys You Should *TREAT* Yourself To Just In Time For Halloween
OK, not everything is *officially* Halloween-themed, but these'll put you in the right mood.
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1. A Dracula dildo with with real-feel skin for a NosferaDO ME.

2. And a Frankenstein dildo from the same line including a stitched-together surface and bolts that’ll be like the best parts of your past bfs put together to serve you.

3. An Alien male masturbator for all kinds of solo space adventures.

Get it from Amazon for $72.95.
4. A smiling, vibrating jack ready to show you how he earned his name.

Get it from Lovehoney for $12.99.
5. And a matching vibrating ghost ring that'll make it feel like you're having an out-of-body experience.

Get it from Lovehoney for $12.99.
6. An 3D-printed vampire licker dildo just may make you feel like you’re back from the dead.

Get it from Nerd Climax on Etsy for $12.99+ (available in 16 colors).
7. A jack-o’-lantern ball gag to bring a whole other level to your everything-pumpkin-flavor obsession.

Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $50.
8. A hand-painted zombie dildo to infect you with all kinds of orgasms you can’t shake off.

You just need a harness!
Get it from Form Function on Etsy for $160.
9. A sweet silicone dildo that’ll satisfy folks who’ve previously sworn off the fall candy aisle staple.

Get it from Goblin Dildo Empire on Etsy for $38.25 (available in six sizes).
10. A handmade tentacle dildo with so many wonderful details that putting it to good use won’t be a reach.

11. An Alien dildo will help create all kinds of bursts. Just no chest bursting, ok?!

Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $69.
12. And a double dildo — it may have you acting like you’re in space where no one can hear you scream.

Whatever, scream all you want anyway.
Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $120.
13. A glow-in-the-dark butt plug worthy of some otherworldly pleasure.

Get it from Lovecrafters Toys on Etsy for $55.44.
14. A creepy as shit fleshlight with some kind of weird mouth thing that you could make fit into a variety of scenarios.

Get it from Fleshlight for $72.95.
15. A silicone paddle that’ll have you yearning for the little death.

Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $50.
16. And a Marilyn Manson doppelgänger with a fancy carrying pouch and sucker base. After all, he is the God of Fuck.

17. So uh, dick or treat?!
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