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    Updated on Aug 10, 2020. Posted on Jan 26, 2018

    30 Desk Accessories For People With Boring Jobs

    Cool things that'll help you pass the time as you collect that paycheck.

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    1. A serving of sushi erasers you can put on your Insta stories instead of your sad desk lunch of stale PB&J.

    amazon.com

    Get them from Amazon for $5.15.

    2. A lil' tape dispenser who looks like he wants to hear all the juicy gossip your work bae just ran over to tell.

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    Get it from Hot Topic for $7.19.

    3. A handsome llama duster that'll make tidying your office feel like less of a boredom-killing chore.

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    Get it from Amazon for $17.64 or Urban Outfitters for $15.

    4. A set of Super Mario Bros. magnets so you can act like you're trying to get every coin ever when you're "searching for that form" in your filing cabinet.

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    Get them from Amazon for $9.99.

    5. A daily calendar packed with awkward gems might just give you something to laugh about instead of cry with boredom.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $10.39.

    And check out the 2018 version for $11.22.

    6. A reversible sequin notebook to match the pillow case you stroke on your couch at night while you catch up on your stories to distract from how much this job bores you.

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    Get it from Amazon for $9.88 (available in 10 color combos).

    7. An adorable monitor memo board you won't mind gently nudging you to get back to your work.

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    Get it from Forever 21 for $3.99.

    8. A neon reminder of how you're working this hard so you can go on that 'gram-worthy road trip out west.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $39.

    9. A Wonder Woman letter opener that'll easily stay hidden in your dress the next time you have to go to a party prepared.

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    Clearly I've thought about the logistics of that scene too much.

    Get it from Box Lunch for $29.90.

    10. A folding mirror to see if you have any food stuck in your teeth before your afternoon meeting.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    11. Hardy pens and holders that'll last longer than Janice from marketing's damn succulents she brings up in every meeting.

    amazon.com

    Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

    12. A lucky highlighter that'll make reading over a dry AF document feel a bit brighter.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.

    13. A document stamp to express your true feelings about that memo on a secret sheet of paper you keep tucked in the back of your filing cabinet.

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    Get it from Walmart for $7.99.

    14. A prickly organizer to help you find the right color for your bullet journal you've been able to really put a lot of time into so far in 2018.

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    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $19 (pencils not included).

    15. A heat-changing mug with some bite, in case you're feeling all snarly first thing in the morn.

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    Get it from Amazon for $15.95.

    16. A stabby pen holder because apparently hanging onto your writing tools will sometimes be a deadly job.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $12.

    17. A Luke Cage–style swear jar to help you cushion your coffee fund for times when even the stuff on your desk can't kill your boredom.

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    Get it from Think Geek for $19.99.

    18. A lava timer for helping the minutes drip by.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10 or a similar one from Amazon for $8.05.

    19. A set of bloody arrow bookends to keep those tomes you never actually refer to at stance just in case you need to crack them open. Ever.

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    They work with hidden magnetic bookends for the optical illusion.

    Get them from Amazon for $44.98.

    20. A crocheted F bomb you can throw in frustrating times for some SFW relief.

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    Get it from Crafty MeanKitty on Etsy for $13 or get a similar paperweight from Uncommon Goods for $45.

    21. A cute planter with a couple of gardeners to lend a hand in caring for the only living thing (besides you) at your dead-end job.

    hottopic.com

    Get it from Hot Topic for $18.32 (plant not included).

    22. A USB hub that'll only *look* sinister.

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    This "self-destruct device" lets you hook up to four USB 3.0 (or lower) devices to your PC.

    Get it from Think Geek for $54.99.

    23. A smartphone magnifier in case you're tired of watching YouTube clips on your computer screen.

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    Or perhaps this is just meeting David Lynch halfway? Just slide your phone into this cardboard TV and you're g2g!

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $30.

    24. A quartet of writing *tools* to help you better mimic gouging your eye out after sitting through a particularly excruciating meeting that should've been an email.

    amazon.com

    Get them from Amazon for $17.99.

    25. A Nic Cage mousepad so you can have an excuse to bring up how Moonstruck is the best movie ever and you don't trust any humans who don't adore it.

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    Get it from Domestic Platypus on Etsy for $9.95.

    26. A putting set that'll help you work on your skills in case you finally get invited to a round of golf with the CEO.

    amazon.com

    Includes putting green mat, two golf balls, flagpole, and putter. Toilet *not* included.

    Get them from Amazon for $13.99.

    27. A glittery picture frame to make your fav doggo look even cuter, as if you'd even entertain the possibility!

    urbanoutfitters.com

    Get a horizontal or vertical frame from Urban Outfitters for $6 or 2 for $10 (four colors).

    28. A litter of memo stickies for playing around with right meow.

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    Includes 5 cat designs with 30 stickies each.

    Get them from Amazon for $8.69.

    29. A magnetic sand hourglass as a classic way to pass the time with a ~twist~.

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    Turn it over and watch magnetic sand build up against magnetic base!

    Get it from Walmart, or Jet for $7.95.

    30. A Gudetama sippy cup that'll remind you to get up and go to the water cooler every once in a while.

    hottopic.com

    Get it from Hot Topic for $15.12.

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