23 Dark AF Bathroom Products To Match Your Soul
Whatever you do, don't look in the mirror.
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shower curtain with a sketchy person who apparently showers wearing clothes?!?!!?
shower curtain with the after effects of the dangerous business of showering in your clothes.
helping hand who can hold onto your rings while you wash your hands.
coffin bath caddy as a spot to park all your soak essentials, like a bleeding candle, red "wine," a scary read, and the like.
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red LED bulbs to transform a wash room into a water closet of doom.
trio of creepers you can nestle on a window ledge or towel shelf to light your path to the toilet.
door cover with an undead gentleman who's just asking for some damn privacy.
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Gloom Matter on Etsy: three-pack of human tongue soap for $18, soap dish for $28, toothbrush holder for $28, and doll head candle holder for $28.
bathroom door sticker that proves we're all equal, jumbled masses of flesh anyway so everyone's welcome in here — even if you're missing your head.
white bath mat with stains that won't come out in the wash like every other white thing in your bathroom that you bleach.
Admit it, that's why you buy white shit. (I do.)
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toilet brush set as a reminder that it's only through death we can escape cleaning.
Now fighting for the bathroom will become a whole other level.
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