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19 Body Pillows To Cuddle Instead Of An Actual Human Being

No awkward silences here. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

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1. An a-peeling banana for meeting your daily fruit requirements as you snooze.

Get it from Amazon for $15.83.
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Get it from Amazon for $15.83.

2. A clothed boyfriend pillow that won't complain about you hogging the bed.

Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in nine colors).
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Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in nine colors).

3. Or a brawny plush arm to lean on, dig your nails into without drawing blood when watching scary movies alone at home.

Get it from Amazon for $33.94+ (available in three colors).
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Get it from Amazon for $33.94+ (available in three colors).

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4. This scholarly pickle prepared to read in bed with you.

Get it from jumbojibbles on Etsy for $120.
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Get it from jumbojibbles on Etsy for $120.

5. An adorable elephant built for baby snuggles.

Get it from Amazon for $19.80.
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Get it from Amazon for $19.80.

6. This kitty cat who'll let you go in for a long embrace.

Get it from Wind & Weather for $49.99.
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Get it from Wind & Weather for $49.99.

7. A lightsaber that won't leave a mark.

Get it from Softsabers on Etsy for $75 (available in six colors).
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Get it from Softsabers on Etsy for $75 (available in six colors).

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8. This spoonable animal befitting your legendary bear hugs.

Get it from Plow & Hearth for $79.95.
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Get it from Plow & Hearth for $79.95.

9. A Supernatural snuggler that has the best of both worlds, aka a hunky Winchester brother on each side.

Get it from Hot Topic for $31.92.
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Get it from Hot Topic for $31.92.

10. This incredibly practical back pain–relief wedge.

Get it from Amazon for $27.90.
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Get it from Amazon for $27.90.

11. This anatomically incorrect girlfriend.

Get it from Amazon for $33.60.
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Get it from Amazon for $33.60.

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12. A giant squid perfect for keeping you company while chilling like a villain on the couch.

Get it from SquidProQuoShop on Etsy for $119+.
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Get it from SquidProQuoShop on Etsy for $119+.

13. A pregnancy pillow that'll cradle you in all the right places for better ZZZZZZs.

Get it from Amazon for $57.46+ (available in six colors).
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Get it from Amazon for $57.46+ (available in six colors).

14. A carrot to show your HUGE love for veggies.

Get it from jumbojibbles on Etsy for $100.
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Get it from jumbojibbles on Etsy for $100.

15. A fawn-as-hell bed buddy.

Get it from Amazon for $79.95.
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Get it from Amazon for $79.95.

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16. An ice cream sandwich that won't melt in bed.

Get it from Amazon for $20.70.
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Get it from Amazon for $20.70.

17. An hypoallergenic L you'll love.

Get it from Target for $19.94.
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Get it from Target for $19.94.

18. A snuggly lab who's most definitely a good boy.

Get it from Plow & Hearth for $79.95 (available in two colors).
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Get it from Plow & Hearth for $79.95 (available in two colors).

19. And an investment with some lasting girth.

Get it from Firefly Creations By Frankie on Etsy for $100 (available in a variety of colors).
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Get it from Firefly Creations By Frankie on Etsy for $100 (available in a variety of colors).

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