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23 Alternate Ways To Say "I Love You" This Valentines Day

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us, and something is in the air. Is it love? Nope. Is it chocolate? I wish. Is it racial and political tension? Somewhat, but that’s nothing new. It’s predominately pressure; pressure to either live up to the expectations of your partner, or to dutifully ignore your singleness and resist the urge to buy another cat. Pressure can cause people to say things they don’t mean, like “your mother is a lovely woman,” “that’s probably not herpes,” or “I love you.” This Valentine’s Day, don’t cave to the pressure and throw important words around willy-nilly. When you’re looking into your less-than-beloved’s eyes, choose one of these alternate way to share your feelings without dropping the L bomb before you’re ready.

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You are a unicorn in a field full of mules.
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You are a unicorn in a field full of mules.

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If I had to share a plate of bacon, I wouldn't be too cranky if it were with you.
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If I had to share a plate of bacon, I wouldn't be too cranky if it were with you.

3.

You're the Left Shark to my Katy Perry.
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You're the Left Shark to my Katy Perry.

4.

I would hang out with you even if you didn't love Beyoncé.
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I would hang out with you even if you didn't love Beyoncé.

5.

If a possum got loose in your dwelling space, I would come over and humanely dispose of it.
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If a possum got loose in your dwelling space, I would come over and humanely dispose of it.

6.

I would never screenshot an ugly Snapchat of you.
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I would never screenshot an ugly Snapchat of you.

7.

If you sent me nudes, I would enjoy them fully then promptly delete them, because I respect you.
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If you sent me nudes, I would enjoy them fully then promptly delete them, because I respect you.

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If they stopped making Nutella I would want it to be you who breaks the news to me.

9.

My cat thinks you're great.
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My cat thinks you're great.

10.

When you leave the room I feel no inclination to go through your phone.
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When you leave the room I feel no inclination to go through your phone.

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You are more beautiful than a full, unexpired punch card for a free sandwich.
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You are more beautiful than a full, unexpired punch card for a free sandwich.

12.

Seeing you makes me as excited as when I know I have a package coming in the mail.
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Seeing you makes me as excited as when I know I have a package coming in the mail.

13.

I am comfortable with you knowing that I poop.
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I am comfortable with you knowing that I poop.

14.

One time you used "your" when it should have been "you're" and it didn't even make me want to punch anything.
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One time you used "your" when it should have been "you're" and it didn't even make me want to punch anything.

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I will never let you cut your own bangs.
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I will never let you cut your own bangs.

16.

You satisfy me more than popping an entire sheet of bubble wrap.
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You satisfy me more than popping an entire sheet of bubble wrap.

17.

If I had to choose between hanging out with a giraffe or you, I'd probably pick you.
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If I had to choose between hanging out with a giraffe or you, I'd probably pick you.

18.

If you changed your name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock I would change mine to Crap Bag.
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If you changed your name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock I would change mine to Crap Bag.

19.

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If you called my name I would come running, and I hate running.

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If I had to choose between snuggling you or one of those puppies that looks like a teddy bear, I'd choose you.
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If I had to choose between snuggling you or one of those puppies that looks like a teddy bear, I'd choose you.

21.

I'm a big fan of your face.
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I'm a big fan of your face.

22.

If we were in a Lion King water buffalo stampede situation, I would totally pull a Mufasa for you.
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If we were in a Lion King water buffalo stampede situation, I would totally pull a Mufasa for you.

23.

This holiday is stupid, but you're not.
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This holiday is stupid, but you're not.

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