Thomas Kinkade's Guidelines for Making Stuff Suck
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The "Painter of Light" - whose work is the stuff mall kiosk dreams are made of - recently made a film, during which he gave out a list that Vanity Fair deems the artist's sixteen-point list detailing how to "make stuff suck."
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WARNING: This link is not suitable for moms, secretaries, or people who think paintings of gazebos constitute beauty.