Peter Falk

Britney who? TMZ is on the cusp of celebrity candids with these completely unnecessary pictures of sad-looking old man Peter Falk.

If Harvey Levin’s pop-pop is still around (doubtful), someone needs to take pictures of him from behind a bush, because exploiting someone as unassuming as Columbo (in, um, the greatest shirt ever) is despicable. Shame on you, TMZ. Stick with what you know.