Jon Gosselin, Children's Clothing Designer (Huh?)

After selling his soul to TLC in exchange for hair plugs, Superdad Jon Gosselin will be helping design "fun, easy clothes" for kids under fashion label Ed Hardy, often worn by people you'd rather not talk to out loud.

Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl about Kate Gosselin's being tapped to help promote a line of coonskin caps, meant to be highlighted and worn backwards (cuuuuuz that's what her hair looks like, you guys).