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    Christian Gyms

    Working out for Jesus is easy when group classes incorporate prayer, religious tunes play overhead, and all the ladies are forced to look as unattractive as humanly possible. (Seriously: the rules call for all women to "wear tops that 'cover their bottoms.'")

    If He died for your sins, the least you can do is five more minutes on the Stairmaster, p*ssy.

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