1.A 20-piece set of makeup brushes perfect for recreating every YouTube eyeshadow tutorial you've ever watched.
2.A coloring book of adorable creatures telling you to eat s#!t and die, among a variety of other insults and curse words.
3.A comfy AF T-shirt — its proceeds help the victims of the earthquake in Mexico.
4.A lasagna pan designed with three separate channels so you can cook multiple recipes at once — because what's better than one type of lasagna? THREE!
5.A sweater dress with a crossover V-neck and wrap-front design that you'll want to wear everywhere this fall.
6.A claw guard that fits most doors to help protect them from the love scratches your pup leaves because they miss you so much — or because they'd do anything to finally get their paws on that pesky mailman.
7.A copy of The Golden Girls Clue board game, because we all know Rose ate the last piece of cheesecake, in the lanai, with the wooden spoon — it's time you proved it.
8.A magnetic face mask made with vitamin C, vitamin E, and argan oil to help replenish and rejuvenate your skin.
9.A set of cuplettes cake pans designed so anyone can create fillable treats — like those $6 cupcakes you probably buy more than you'd like to admit.
10.A lightweight, wrap sweater perfect for traveling or throwing on when your office decides to become an arctic tundra.
21.A wall hook that'll hold all the shit you're dramatically searching for before you leave the house twenty-minutes late.
22.A gorgeous kimono made of a silky, luxurious-feeling material so you can make a statement in total comfort.
23.A luggage tag to let everyone know you like to travel with all your stuff — doesn't really matter whether that's to a tropical destination, a new relationship, or just to the Chipotle by your apartment.
24.A banana neon light, because you need wall art and why shouldn't it be a electric fruit?
25.An absolutely adorable unicorn Furry Bones. You heard it here first folks, these things are SO cute you'll wanna buy a million of them!
26.A pancake batter dispenser designed to release the perfect amount of batter every time so you're always making the best freakin' pancakes.
27.A porcelain, shatterproof bowl who's just as hungry as you are.
28.A Bob's Burger pencil set to make sure you have the perfect writing tool when you need to complete your erotic friend–fiction.
29.A pair of mom jeans so you can stop fighting it — they're in style, just succumb and buy yourself a pair.
30.A journal set, because you need a place to write down all your intellectual thoughts — like that Target shopping list.