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1. A retractable keychain that holds your lip balm, because enough with losing every freakin' stick you've ever purchased and then finding it again in some random jacket pocket right after you've replaced it.
2. An uber-cozy embroidered sweater for all those dreary winter days when you don't want to match how dreadful the sky looks.
3. A pair of Lock Laces to turn your favorite sneakers into slip-ons and never have to worry about tying another shoelace in your life.
4. An all-weather spiral notebook made of a special paper that'll repel water, sweat, grease, mud, and even survive a cycle in your washing machine.
5. A universal spill-proof lid you can stretch to fit almost any cup, helping you prevent that white-shirt-with-a-stain look.
6. A razor blade sharpener to make your cheap AF disposable razors last way longer than they would otherwise.
7. A BPA-free cereal bowl with two compartments so you never have to devour your cereal in three minutes just to avoid the dreaded soggy mush.
8. A dishwasher-safe silicone cleaning tool you can use to get rid of unwanted pet hair, wash dishes, clean your makeup brushes, scrub out stains, exfoliate in the shower, and so much more.
9. A fly AF cotton baseball cap, because you're never gonna grow up.
10. A set of bag carriers that hold up to 50 lbs each and will make carrying all your groceries home a little easier.
11. A sanitizing travel toothbrush holder, which uses an ultra-violet light to kill all those germs you don't want hanging out in your mouth.
12. A set of neon electric guitar strings that'll make rocking out way, WAY more fun!
13. A pair of comfy ankle socks you should definitely buy for your valentine.
14. A scrubbing bath toy designed with built-in finger pockets, a terry cloth exterior, and an antimicrobial sponge interior.
15. An enamel pin, because sana, sana, colita de rana, add some VapoRu and sanará mañana.
16. A magical AF Harry Potter stationery set you can use for sending all your Muggle mail.
17. A water-free and silicone-free vitamin C–rich suspension that'll help even out and brighten your skin.
18. A Spaghetti Scrubber, made with cotton and peach pit, to clean even your toughest baked-on messes without any f#@%ing soap!! [Insert 90210 joke of your choice here.]
19. A cotton-blend nightdress so you can feel the way you do in your sexiest of lingerie sets...without actually having to wear it.
20. A freakin' delightful children's book that'll help your kids spit the sickest alphabet lyrics their teachers have ever heard.
21. A conditioning cream to help restore and water-proof your favorite leather shoes.
22. A super-cute set of keychains, because maybe you met your valentine the old-school way — on a dating site — and wanna commemorate it.
23. A 140-piece ramen building kit so you can make your favorite recipe in tiny block form.
24. A pair of very festive tassel earrings to liven up even your most drab T-shirt-and-jeans looks.
25. A dishwasher-safe baby feeding placemat that's actually designed to encourage your little ones to play with their food.
26. A comfy T-shirt for anyone who is all about that I-pay-a-huge-sum-of-money-in-rent-every-month-but-still-choose-to-sleep-in-plastic-outside life.
27. A durable butter crock that'll keep your butter fresh and spreadable for up to 30 days without ever needing to put it in the fridge.
28. A pack of self-adhesive silicone building-blocks tape so you can turn any surface into a Lego construction site.
29. A plastic welder you can use to repair all those things that glue just can't fix — it's waterproof, heat-resistant, and bonds in just a few seconds.
30. A sweet cherry pie cross-body purse that's a cooler than a drink of water, you can fill with such a sweet surprise, but it probably doesn't taste very good, especially not enough to make a grown man cry.
31. A Bluetooth receiver car kit to turn your 1997 Honda hooptie into a smartphone-compatible, Spotify-playlist-playing, Google Maps-explaining, phone-call-receiving machine!
32. And these cute AF Minnie Mouse New Balance sneakers, because when you wear these, everywhere you go will be the happiest place on earth!
This stuff is really great, but please, no need to applaud.
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