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37 Useful Things For The Sloppiest Person You Know

Who cares if you spill on everything you own? OK, don't lie. You do. The products in this post were updated on October 26th, 2017.

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1. An adorable mini vacuum to help you get rid of all those crumbs that are somehow in your bed.

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Who knows how they got there? Freakin' mystery!

Promising Review: "Best decision ever! I like eating in bed sometimes, (popcorn while watching a movie, etc.), but HATE crumbs. This was the perfect solution for that!" —Veronica Glustein

Get it from Amazon for $7. (Available in a variety of designs.)

2. Some Pourfect mixing bowls that'll allow you get every bit of batter our without making a total mess.

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Promising Review: "Awesome product! Works great with my mixer. No more spilling messes." —msplantladi

Get a set of three from Amazon for $16+.

3. An organizer hanger...because it's about time you gave all your tank tops a home, other than in that giant pile of clothes you have on that chair in the corner.

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4. A cutting board that grips onto the table so you don't accidentally send it flying.

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Promising Review: "I've been cooking and chopping my entire adult life. This is without a doubt the best cutting mat I have ever used. It's flexible, but still strong enough to stand up on its own in my narrow storage cabinet. Knife cuts are nonexistent, and although I've used this mat exclusively since it arrived, it still looks brand new! It stays put when you're chopping — no slipping and sliding on the counter." —Tara

Get it from Amazon for $15+. (Available in small or large and in a variety of colors.)

5. A pair of eyeliner stencils so you can finally have a straight freakin' line and not an everywhere-but-your-eyelid line.

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Promising Review: "It's made from a thin plastic material. I like that it's thin because it conforms to my face very well and the lines it helps you create are straight! This is perfect for someone wanting to branch out more with their eye makeup. I know I need help with my lines." —Monica

Get them from Amazon for $5.

6. A hot air brush because messy hair, you *want* to care.

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Promising Review: "I have very thick, long hair and this perfectly tamed the beast that my hair is! If you're somewhat uncoordinated like I am, you may want to try this out. Definitely make sure that your hair is more dry when you start! It can still be dried when wet, but it'll save time if it's just damp" —Madeline Pautler

Get it from Amazon for $26.

7. A clothing steamer to help prevent those "I woke up like this...in my clothes" moments.

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8. Some wine sippy cups because pouring some out for the homies, intentional or not, is totally overrated.

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If they were really your friends, they wouldn't want you to waste it.

Promising Review: "These are too cool! I'm a red wine drinker and klutz — these have already paid for themselves in avoiding oopsies. They also have a neat design and everyone asks what they are." —KLEWI

Get one for $8 or a set of two from Amazon for $11+ (available in plastic or acrylic, and in a variety of color options).

9. Or if you're not a wine drinker, a beer sippy cup. Corona ads never talk about the sand violence that plagues beers on beaches.

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Promising Review: "Get hammered baby-style! Love a sippy cup! And, hey! It don't look bad at all!" —bradford d elliott

Get a set of two from Amazon for $8+. (Available in a variety of colors.)

10. Some adult bibs that'll leave you lookin' super fresh while still catching drips and drops.

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Promising Review: "Wearing this to a wedding reception this weekend where BBQ is being served. I want to preserve my suit and be a hit with this classy bib." —Sandra Funkhouser

Get them from Amazon: suit and tie bib for $20 (also available with a bow tie) and pearl bib for $18.

11. A makeup storage display so you can organize your vanity and not have foundation leaking out everywhere.

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14. A makeup and hair protector so your face doesn't end up on your collar. Again.

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Promising Review: "I use it whenever I am wearing something with a fitted neck. Keeps the shirt clean, no makeup stains. I also try to remember to take it with me when I go shopping, to keep the neck on my shirt clean and the store merchandise." —Grandma Ruth

Get it from Amazon for $6+.

15. Some drawer storage boxes to make the dig for your underwear or socks each morning a little less traumatic.

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16. A lunch bag that converts into a placemat, so you never leave behind any evidence of your mess post-picnic.

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Promising Review: "Great product. I eat my lunch in the car, out of my lap. I would always get food on me and look messy. This is great!!! Opens up to a place mat, and now I can stay clean" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $20. (Available in a variety of colors.)

17. Some no-tie shoelaces so you can stop all those random gravity checks.

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Promising Review: "Fit great. They make gym, errands, and dog walking easy and safer. No tripping over untied laces!" —KD

Get them from Amazon for $10. (Available in a variety of colors.)

19. A Staybowlizer to stop your bowls from sliding all over the place.

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Promising Review: "You've GOT to buy one of these! Truly non-slip, and it holds just about any size bowl." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $20+. (Available in a variety of colors.)

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20. An adjustable closet rod because until you move, you aren't going to magically have more closet space.

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Promising Review: "My closet was a hot mess. I was struggling to fit as many hangers as I possibly could, making it difficult to sort through all of my clothes. This adds another rod to hang my shirts on. It's sturdy, adjustable, easy to assemble, and visually appealing — all pluses in my book!" —M. Mouse

Get it from Amazon for $15.

22. Wine Wipes specifically created to destroy the receipts from last night's "glass" of wine.

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Promising Review: "I LOVE these. They really work. They do taste bad, but they are really life changing though. Every time I use them, I show them off to everyone I'm with. Worth every penny. Really." —Innesa

Get a 15-pack from Amazon for $7.

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25. A bowl for an easy chip-to-dip-to-mouth voyage.

26. Face-cleansing towelettes so you can make sure you get every bit of makeup off before it ends up on your pillowcase.

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Promising Review: "I absolutely love Burt's Bees products and when I saw that they had facial-cleansing towelettes, I knew that I had to have them. I've been on the hunt to find towelettes that I could use to take off the majority of my makeup without having to resort to chemical makeup removers. These removed all my makeup and the dirt and grime." —D. Kuhn

Get it from Amazon for $5.

27. Fashion tape for perfectly tailored clothes that stay in place, even if you don't know how to sew.

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Promising Review: "These are a lifesaver, keep me looking like a lady, and not messy or trashy! They keep my bra straps hidden, and stop them from constantly falling off my shoulder so that I have to fix them in public! I cut a strip in half and use each side to hold a top closed at the cleavage area." —JlynnB

Get a pack of three from Amazon for $13.

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28. A caddy so you can find everything when you step into the shower without your contacts.

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Promising Review: "I really like this shower caddy. I have no complaints with it. It fits all of my shower essentials, and has held up very well! I like how you can adjust the baskets if needed. It was exactly what I was looking for. The baskets are also very easy to clean. You just remove them and wash down with soap and water. They also have little holes in the basket so that water is not collected, which is a must!" —ERyser

Get it from Amazon for $20.

30. A pair of grippers to help stop everything from sliding around all over the place — bonus! They'll help open jars, too!

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Promising Review: "Fun little multi-use kitchen tool! I mainly use it to keep cutting boards from sliding around, and as trivets for cookie sheets right out of the oven. But you can also be use them to open jars. Easy to wash, (I hand wash it), which is great when I use it with a cutting board with raw meat!" —Jen

Get it from Amazon for $12.

31. Gel nail polish–removing caps to make sure your manicure doesn't look like a dog's chew toy.

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Promising Review: "These work amazingly! I used cut-up cotton balls and it made gel removal so much easier! So far, no deterioration of the clips! I'd recommend these for less messy removal of gel nails! Finally!" —Sweetnredgurl

Get the set from Amazon for $8.

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32. A place mat for help figuring out where everything should go (because there's a ~special~ place for everything, apparently).

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Promising Review: "It's meant for children, but adults can learn, too. Etiquette and good manners have become rare knowledge. I purchased this for my restaurant staff after too many times seeing the table set incorrectly. I can't believe it was necessary." —D. Decker

Get it from Amazon for $8.

34. A mascara shield to ensure you don't end up with mascara all over your face, as per usual.

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Promising Review: "I love this thing. No more mascara on my bottom lids or upper brow! The little comb is great for removing clumps!" —Mitzi's_Amazon_Reviews

Get it from Amazon for $2.

35. And an eyeshadow shield so your makeup goes on the top part of your eyes — not the bottom.

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Promising Review: "I absolutely love these things. They are my holy-grail now when applying eyeshadow. I'm on my third pack now." —Amazon Customer

Get a 30-pack from Amazon for $9.

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36. A keyboard you can literally wash. Goodbye piles of crumbs that were calling your keyboard home!!!!

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Promising Review: "I AM MESSY! I love this keyboard. I use this keyboard for typing documents and gaming. Very solid. It does not get junky like other standard keyboards." —Mimi

Get it on Amazon for $75.

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.