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1. A pre-shrunk T-shirt to help explain why you're not responsible for whatever you've managed to get yourself into.
2. A stretchy tee that's the perfect way to let anyone know you're not messing around with your haters.
3. A v-neck top for when you need people to really understand why you hate horror stories so damn much.
4. A breathable cotton-blend T-shirt that's a perfectly lovely way to let people know you're just not in the mood to socialize.
5. A crew-neck tee for when you need to curse, but you're in front of someone's child.
6. A relaxed-fit top with just one of the language skills you should put on your resume.
7. A comfy cotton-blend tee so the next time your delivery guy comes to your door on a Friday night and gives you that "again?" look you can tell him exactly what you think.
8. A baggy-fit T-shirt, because let's face it, you might need to warn people about your tendencies to add uncomfortable moments of silence during most conversations.
9. A cotton T-shirt that's basically just a giant eye roll.
10. A cotton-knit top for when you're ready to slide into those DMs.
11. A baggy fit T-shirt you should wear next time you walk into your boss' office.
12. A screen-printed tee so everyone knows it's not your fault the world is falling apart.
13. A unisex tee to tell anyone who doesn't understand that your sarcasm is actually their fault.
14. A clairvoyant top you're about to rock the f#@% out of.
15. A long-sleeve tee that just isn't here for anyone's negativity.
16. A 100% cotton T-shirt, because you're smart AF and the fact that people don't know already is just dumb — like it's exhausting.
17. A unisex-fit top you should probably wear every day — somehow you still haven't managed to figure out you need to eat every 12 minutes.
18. A pre-shrunk cotton tee that knows you're a grammar-judging boss.
19. A loose-fitting T-shirt you should probably pack next time you plan a trip down the stairs.
20. A cotton top, because you're tired of people talking to you before you've even had your lunch.
21. A loose-fitting shirt for when you need to clarify the way you prefer to be described.
22. A super black T-shirt, because maybe you're from New York or maybe you just want your clothes to match your soul.
23. A cotton, spandex, and polyester blend top for all those people who insist on asking you how you're doing all the time. Like, enough already, everyone knows no one actually cares!
24. A made-to-order shirt to help explain all the things you need to actually be happy.
25. A lightweight top for when you're dealing with the sheer devastation of the Sunday night blues.
26. A ringer tee so anyone who reads it knows that they need to step the f#@% back. Personal space people! Personal space!!
27. And a cotton T-shirt that's just a reminder that you're awesome because you're like no one else!
