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24 Products For Anyone Who Is Basically Thirsty AF

Sure, "your friend" is thirsty. Right! Totally. "Your friend."

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3. This guide so they can finally learn how to quench that thirst.

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Get it on Amazon for $8.

4. These glasses because...I mean, they were made for them.


9. This pen for when they need to be discreet about their thirst.


17. This T-shirt that just labels them for the world to know.

Get it from Amazon for $20. (Available in men's and women's sizes and in a variety of colors.)