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24 Products For Anyone Who Is Basically Thirsty AF

Sure, "your friend" is thirsty. Right! Totally. "Your friend."

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1. This T-shirt for when they need to show their thirst in a PG setting.

Get it from Amazon for $16. (Available in both men and women's sizes and in a variety of colors.)
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Get it from Amazon for $16. (Available in both men and women's sizes and in a variety of colors.)

2. This pillow cover that'll always give them those sexy AF bedroom eyes they crave.

Get it on Amazon for $10.
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Get it on Amazon for $10.

3. This guide so they can finally learn how to quench that thirst.

Promising Review: "Having read many articles, books, blog posts, and opinion pieces on the tricky subjects of love and romance, I feel I am more than qualified to say that Dr. Tingles work is without a doubt the most valuable resource I've found. Upon reading, it becomes very apparent that Dr. Tingle has undertaken countless hours of painstaking research to bring us the information within; from questions about how to romance any of the four datable creatures, to a delightful chocolate milk recipe sure to woo even the most guarded of bucks, to how one may defend against dark magic used by snake men. All of these invaluable life lessons come just when we, the entirety of the human race, needs them most. Dr. Tingle is beyond anything we deserve but absolutely what we need most right now. Thank you." —DylanGet it on Amazon for $8.
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Promising Review: "Having read many articles, books, blog posts, and opinion pieces on the tricky subjects of love and romance, I feel I am more than qualified to say that Dr. Tingles work is without a doubt the most valuable resource I've found. Upon reading, it becomes very apparent that Dr. Tingle has undertaken countless hours of painstaking research to bring us the information within; from questions about how to romance any of the four datable creatures, to a delightful chocolate milk recipe sure to woo even the most guarded of bucks, to how one may defend against dark magic used by snake men. All of these invaluable life lessons come just when we, the entirety of the human race, needs them most. Dr. Tingle is beyond anything we deserve but absolutely what we need most right now. Thank you." —Dylan

Get it on Amazon for $8.

4. These glasses because...I mean, they were made for them.

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Get them from Fishs Eddy: male dancer for $8 and female dancer for $8.

5. This pin set for IRL emoji explanations of what they love.

Get them from Amazon for $15.
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Get them from Amazon for $15.

6. This T-shirt because, yeah they're thirsty but maybe they're also classy AF.

Get it from Lonelyteez on Etsy for $20. (Available in sizes S-3XL.)
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Get it from Lonelyteez on Etsy for $20. (Available in sizes S-3XL.)

7. These earrings so they can wear exactly what they're thirsting for.

Get them from charm456 on Etsy for $9. (Also available in a variety of thirst-quenching celeb varieties including Ryan Reynolds, Uncle Jesse, Judge Judy, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tina Fey, Kevin Malone, and Steve Buscemi.
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Get them from charm456 on Etsy for $9. (Also available in a variety of thirst-quenching celeb varieties including Ryan Reynolds, Uncle Jesse, Judge Judy, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tina Fey, Kevin Malone, and Steve Buscemi.

8. This hat because they love that juicy ass...fruit.

Get it from Amazon for $11. (Available in a variety of colors.)
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Get it from Amazon for $11. (Available in a variety of colors.)

9. This pen for when they need to be discreet about their thirst.

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Get it from Amazon for $8.

10. These soft, delicious, moist cookies so they can eat their feelings.

Get a dozen from Baking in Heels on Etsy for $39.
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Get a dozen from Baking in Heels on Etsy for $39.

11. This coloring book because they love looking at them so damn much, why not let them decorate them.

Get it on Amazon for $5.
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Get it on Amazon for $5.

12. This cozy AF blanket of their icon.

Get it from BoxLunch for $20.
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Get it from BoxLunch for $20.

13. This wine glass that checks all their boxes...or just the one.

Get it from Dimples and Sass on Etsy for $13+. (Available in different glass types.)
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Get it from Dimples and Sass on Etsy for $13+. (Available in different glass types.)

14. This doormat so all their neighbors will know they live next to a very dehydrated person.

Get it from Shop Josie B on Etsy for $44+. (Customizations available.)
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Get it from Shop Josie B on Etsy for $44+. (Customizations available.)

15. This framed quote. Just because they're thirsty doesn't mean they don't care about boundaries.

Get it from Loyal Ninja on Etsy for $14+. (Available in a variety of frame colors.)
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Get it from Loyal Ninja on Etsy for $14+. (Available in a variety of frame colors.)

16. This pin-the-something-on-the-something game for when they have some free time and want to get hydrated.

Get it from Amazon for $10.
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Get it from Amazon for $10.

17. This T-shirt that just labels them for the world to know.

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Get it from Amazon for $20. (Available in men's and women's sizes and in a variety of colors.)

18. A growable significant other to help calm some of that desperation.

Get it from Amazon for $4+. (Available in girlfriend or boyfriend options.)
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Get it from Amazon for $4+. (Available in girlfriend or boyfriend options.)

19. This book to maybe curb them for a little.

Get it from Amazon for $10. (Also available for Kindle.)
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Get it from Amazon for $10. (Also available for Kindle.)

20. A pouty cellphone cover because this is what they imagine they look like when they're dealing with the thirst.

Get it from Typo by Cotton:On for $15. (Available for the iPhone 6 Plus.)
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Get it from Typo by Cotton:On for $15. (Available for the iPhone 6 Plus.)

21. This pin because it's not the pretzels that are making them thirsty.

Get it from Good Good Pins on Etsy for $10.
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Get it from Good Good Pins on Etsy for $10.

22. This stress ball for when they need to relieve their thirsty tensions.

Get it from Amazon for $9.
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Get it from Amazon for $9.

23. This candle so they can bow down and pray to the thirst gods.

Get it from This 'n That on Etsy for $12.
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Get it from This 'n That on Etsy for $12.

24. And this T-shirt that shows just how far their thirst will take them.

Get it from Nylon for $76. (Available in sizes S-L.)
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Get it from Nylon for $76. (Available in sizes S-L.)

As the refreshing beverage Sprite once said, obey the thirst folks!

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