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1. This T-shirt for when they need to show their thirst in a PG setting.
2. This pillow cover that'll always give them those sexy AF bedroom eyes they crave.
3. This guide so they can finally learn how to quench that thirst.
4. These glasses because...I mean, they were made for them.
5. This pin set for IRL emoji explanations of what they love.
6. This T-shirt because, yeah they're thirsty but maybe they're also classy AF.
7. These earrings so they can wear exactly what they're thirsting for.
8. This hat because they love that juicy ass...fruit.
9. This pen for when they need to be discreet about their thirst.
10. These soft, delicious, moist cookies so they can eat their feelings.
11. This coloring book because they love looking at them so damn much, why not let them decorate them.
12. This cozy AF blanket of their icon.
13. This wine glass that checks all their boxes...or just the one.
14. This doormat so all their neighbors will know they live next to a very dehydrated person.
15. This framed quote. Just because they're thirsty doesn't mean they don't care about boundaries.
16. This pin-the-something-on-the-something game for when they have some free time and want to get hydrated.
17. This T-shirt that just labels them for the world to know.
18. A growable significant other to help calm some of that desperation.
19. This book to maybe curb them for a little.
20. A pouty cellphone cover because this is what they imagine they look like when they're dealing with the thirst.
21. This pin because it's not the pretzels that are making them thirsty.
22. This stress ball for when they need to relieve their thirsty tensions.
23. This candle so they can bow down and pray to the thirst gods.
24. And this T-shirt that shows just how far their thirst will take them.
As the refreshing beverage Sprite once said, obey the thirst folks!
