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28 Things You Totally Need In Your Closet Si Hablas Español

¡Si puedes entender esto, entonces necesitas todo en esta lista!

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1. A crewneck T-shirt designed with a gorgeous soliloquy of exactly how you process all your thoughts.

Get it from Ladypreneur Designs on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes S-3XL and in white, black, and navy).
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Get it from Ladypreneur Designs on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes S-3XL and in white, black, and navy).

2. A cozy sweatshirt so you can show everyone the correct spelling of your favorite movie. (You can wear it while you parquear the car in el parking when you go ver el show in el shopping — just don't forget to Googlear the movie times and get el ticket before they sell out.)

Get it from Ink On Lint on Etsy for $26.99+ (available in sizes S-2XL and in seven colors).
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Get it from Ink On Lint on Etsy for $26.99+ (available in sizes S-2XL and in seven colors).

3. A gold-plated necklace that'll be the perfect little token to remind you everything is going to be okay.

Get it from Jen Zeano Designs on Etsy for $48.
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Get it from Jen Zeano Designs on Etsy for $48.

4. An enamel pin you can probably hear when you see it, because let's be serious — those damn commercials played every 20 seconds on Univision and Telemundo.

Get it from Pinetration818 on Etsy for $10.
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Get it from Pinetration818 on Etsy for $10.

5. A super-soft T-shirt that, when translated, means idiots should probably leave you alone...forever.

Get it from Ladypreneur Designs on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes S-XL and in white, black, and navy).
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Get it from Ladypreneur Designs on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes S-XL and in white, black, and navy).

6. A gold-plated pin you're gonna have to wear when you're celebrating the awesomeness of being bilingual.

Get it from Get Poppin on Etsy or $11.99.
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Get it from Get Poppin on Etsy or $11.99.

7. An embroidered baseball cap, because chances are your mom is gonna say it to you anyway...might as well make it easy for her to read it off your head.

Get it from Impure Thoughts on Etsy for $14.99 (available in five hat colors and 12 text colors).
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Get it from Impure Thoughts on Etsy for $14.99 (available in five hat colors and 12 text colors).

8. A jersey knit tee emblazoned with the baddest b!%@# in the land — who should, honestly, be everyone's Spanish teacher!

Get it from We Are Mitu on Etsy for $24.99 (available in sizes S-2XL and in white and black).
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Get it from We Are Mitu on Etsy for $24.99 (available in sizes S-2XL and in white and black).

9. A very classic tee, because chisme does a body good and you're proof of that.

Get it from We Are Mitu on Etsy for $24.99 (available in sizes S-3XL and in tank and T-shirt styles).
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Get it from We Are Mitu on Etsy for $24.99 (available in sizes S-3XL and in tank and T-shirt styles).

10. A delightful T-shirt so you can wear this Spanish-language pun — maybe even wear it when you're running after the elotero/a.

Get it from Drop The Label Movement on Etsy for $29.99 (available in sizes XL-2XL and in S-L).
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Get it from Drop The Label Movement on Etsy for $29.99 (available in sizes XL-2XL and in S-L).

11. A crewneck T-shirt you need to 100% buy for your mother right this second — like, go! Now!!

Get it from Mitú for $24.99 (available in sizes S-3XL and in five colors).
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Get it from Mitú for $24.99 (available in sizes S-3XL and in five colors).

12. A handy little tote with the words your parents probably whispered to you when you didn't walk into a house saludando everyone.

Get it from Dos Estrellas on Etsy for $25.
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Get it from Dos Estrellas on Etsy for $25.

13. An adorable onesie for the coolest trilingual baby you know — they speak English, Spanish, and Googoogaga.

Get it from Chiquitin Clothing on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes 3-24 months).
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Get it from Chiquitin Clothing on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes 3-24 months).

14. A unisex T-shirt por que si you speak los dos, Español and English — y sometimes you speak them at el mismo tiempo.

Get it from Peralta Project for $28 (available in sizes XS-2XL).
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Get it from Peralta Project for $28 (available in sizes XS-2XL).

15. A classic mercado tote, because let's face it: You are your mother's daughter, and you're gonna need this to carry the baggage that comes with that realization.

Get it from Hija De Tu Madre for $46.99.
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Get it from Hija De Tu Madre for $46.99.

16. A purple-enamel and gold-plated pin perfect for giving you the encouragement you need.

Get it from Rowdy Corazon on Etsy for $9.50.
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Get it from Rowdy Corazon on Etsy for $9.50.

17. A cozy kids tee, because Chespirito. That's all, you don't need another reason.

Get it from Flor Hilda Designs on Etsy for $23 (available in kids sizes 2-12).
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Get it from Flor Hilda Designs on Etsy for $23 (available in kids sizes 2-12).

18. A cotton T-shirt so everyone knows damn well you are not Becky with the good hair.

Get it from Brown Badass Bonita on Etsy for $25 (available in sizes S-2XL and in white and black).
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Get it from Brown Badass Bonita on Etsy for $25 (available in sizes S-2XL and in white and black).

19. A crewneck tee to share with your ride-or-die, because they're way more than just a bestie — they're your comadre!

Get it from Hi5baby Handmade Goods on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes XS-2XL and in black and white).
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Get it from Hi5baby Handmade Goods on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes XS-2XL and in black and white).

20. A cool AF T-shirt so everyone knows all your amazing traits — the fact that they all start with a B is just a coincidence.

Get it from Brown Badass Bonita on Etsy for $25 (available in sizes S-2XL).
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Get it from Brown Badass Bonita on Etsy for $25 (available in sizes S-2XL).

21. A sparkly enamel pin to remind you of the greatest fear that ever roamed your home: the threat associated with open-toe footwear.

Get it from Kalgado on Etsy for $10.
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Get it from Kalgado on Etsy for $10.

22. A perfect and comfy T-shirt, because you have no shame in your game (nor should you)!

Get it from Ex Voto Design on Etsy for $24 (available in sizes S-XL).
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Get it from Ex Voto Design on Etsy for $24 (available in sizes S-XL).

23. A pre-shrunk cotton tank to let everyone know you're just f#@%ing tired of their bitching.

Get it from Dos Estrellas on Etsy for $25 (available in sizes S-2XL).
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Get it from Dos Estrellas on Etsy for $25 (available in sizes S-2XL).

24. A simple T-shirt for when your tia greets you with, "Y tu novio?"

Get it from Clandestina for $28 (available in sizes S-XL).
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Get it from Clandestina for $28 (available in sizes S-XL).

25. A classic cotton tee, because sometimes you're feeling punny and sometimes you're not.

Get it from Ink On Lint on Etsy for $13.99+ (available in sizes S-4XL and in seven colors).
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Get it from Ink On Lint on Etsy for $13.99+ (available in sizes S-4XL and in seven colors).

26. A tote bag about Latinx parties, but honestly this is true of any party spinning those Spanish-language hits — just close your eyes and tell me you don't hear the thumping beats and sweet, sweet serenade of Elvis Crespo.

Also, just in case you haven't seen the Oscar-worthy music video, please let me be the person to introduce it you — 'cause it's gold, honey! Get it from We Are Mitu on Etsy for $24.99 (available in beige and black).
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Also, just in case you haven't seen the Oscar-worthy music video, please let me be the person to introduce it you — 'cause it's gold, honey!

Get it from We Are Mitu on Etsy for $24.99 (available in beige and black).

27. A cotton twill baseball cap to let everyone know how you'd like to be spoken to.

Get it from Follow A Hope on Etsy for $27.99 (available in black, pink, light blue, and navy).
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Get it from Follow A Hope on Etsy for $27.99 (available in black, pink, light blue, and navy).

28. And a splurgeworthy jacket for when you're ready to mueve, mueve la cintura.

Get it from Hija De Tu Madre for $149 (available in sizes S-L).
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Get it from Hija De Tu Madre for $149 (available in sizes S-L).

You, next time someone tries acting like they're so smart!

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