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1.A very fitted Backstreet Boys T-shirt to celebrate their 20th anniversary...back in 2013 — yup that's right, BSB has been gracing us with their harmonies for 26 YEARS. Feel old yet?
2.A ceramic mug because just in case you didn't feel old before, let's go back to a simpler time when we were tasked with making the decisions that really mattered — having to work out the logistics of who's marrying who with all your friends because two of you could not share Nick.
4.A BSB themed condom. That's all I'll say about that.
5.A comfy handmade cotton pillow to rest your head — I've been to Paris, made my way down to Rome, even seen the sun setting on the beach in Mexico, but I could care less, 'cause I was without the comfort of this cushion.
6.A T-shirt perfect for throwing your hands up in the air, waving them 'round like you just don't care — I mean, if you wanna party let me hear you yell 'cause we got it going on with this shirt.
7.An illustrated anniversary card that's perfect for that special someone who will never break your heart, make you cry — the person who would rather die than live without you.
8.A pair of Vegas-themed briefs 'cause this is going to be as close as you get to getting a Backstreet Boy in your pants.
19.A 120-page lined notebook so you can write out and think through all your larger than life problems.
20.A cropped Backstreet's Back album top you'll hold tightly and whisper, "if I don't have you" because everybody knows that as long as you love BSB, you'll give them all you have to give — that's the way you like it and you'll make 10,000 promises like a child would. And if there is ever the opportunity you'll scream out "Hey, Mr. DJ (keep playin' that song)" as you set adrift on memory bliss, yup that's what she said, 'cause if you want it to be good girl, get yourself a Backstreet Boy album tee.