Signs You Are Not A Sexy Dancer

Yo Bro, you think you have the moves like Jagger? Well, you don't. And you, "Girl In The Club," I'm sorry, but you can't move like Beyonce, or shake like Shakira. Here are some key signs that you are not a sexy dancer. Better luck next life.

1. You Don't Dress For Success

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Nothing says, "I'm not a sexy dancer" like a 'Flash' t-shirt over a long-sleeve t-shirt.

2. If Taylor Swift is Your Dancing Idol.

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3. Your Signature Move is This

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It's like a Pantene Pro-V commercial on crack.

4. And, this.

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5. You Have Done This In Public

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6. If You Think You Look Like This

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7. But You Really Look Like This

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8. And, This

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9. You Snap While You Are Dancing

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10. You Twerk While You Are Dancing

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11. You Eat While Dancing

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12. It's Okay. Don't Cry.

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People still love you even though you can't dance.

13. And, There Is One Exception to Every Rule.

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BUT REALLY. THERE IS ONLY ONE EXCEPTION...

14. OLD PEOPLE

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Dancing Nana getting her groove on!