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14 Quite Anxious Thoughts Women Have While Performing Cunnilingus

Let's get *down* to business. (Cough)

1. Where am I?

2. Can't. Breathe.

3. Quite a bush you've got there...

4. Ouch.

5. Double ouch.

6. Who was the first person to do this?

7. Should I do the alphabet thing?

8. Stop EVERYTHING. I've swallowed a pube.

9. What became of Ricki Lake?

10. Am I actually any good at this?

11. Is she asleep?

12. Hey, I can see your anus from here!

13. Who opened the floodgates?

14. Honestly though, am I having fun?